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Just for you MadBunny, 😁xx

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Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, β€œAren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, β€œWhy would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”

A bear and a rabbit are taking a poo in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with poo sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his bum with the rabbit

Q: What do rabbits say before they eat

A: Lettuce pray.

! Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Q: What airline do rabbits use?

A: British Hare-ways!

What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his jumper? Warren.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Agoodenough

I always challenge myself to read your jokes without laughing and I repeatedly fail miserably!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Agoodenough

πŸ’•x

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S11m in reply to Agoodenough

If you are laughing - are you not failing happily?

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Agoodenough in reply to S11m

Haha yes that’s very true!

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Activity2004

Very funny and cute!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆπŸ‡

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Jennymary

Brilliant, really made me laugh 😊

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footgo

Utterly amazing, where would Healthunlocked be without you Barry? Thank you!!πŸ™

Just thanking myself now for not being a rabbit, after reading your latest contribution to help us all have laughter lines instead of worry lines.

Have a good night and may tomorrow bring you and your family much happiness, best wishes, Tim

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to footgo

β€πŸ’• To you, your wife and of course your puppy πŸ•xx

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footgo in reply to Bazzak

Thank you Barry. πŸ€—πŸ˜·

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MadBunny

How do you tell if a rabbit is getting old? Look for the grey hates.

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S11m in reply to MadBunny

Do artic bunnis turn white in winter - is is that only (blue, artic and snow-shoe) hares?

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MadBunny in reply to S11m

I think it's only Hares. I'm not sure if there are arctic bunnies but I may be wrong. They do look beautiful when they're all white don't they?

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MadBunny

Grey haresπŸ™„

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

freudian slip ??? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” 😘

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FlowerPreciousLover in reply to MadBunny

Thanks for the humor and clarification, madbunny! LOL I'd have gone to bed without supper trying to figure this one out otherwise.

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MadBunny

Hahaha

Brilliant, really cheered me up xx

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hypercat54

Groan these are terrible! Love them, more please.

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hypercat54

What did the newly pregnant rabbit say to her friend? I'm having a bad hare day!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to hypercat54

I am sure the hare responsible will not buck his duties and supply the doe !!

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hypercat54 in reply to Bazzak

He had better otherwise she would have kittens!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to hypercat54

Touché 🀣xx

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blackbeauty99

I love it, very funny! πŸ˜‚

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springcross

😁 Very good. x

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Very good. πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘

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Sops

You are a tonic!

Loved these,

Sopsx

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Cavapoochonowner

Made me smile this morning.

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Want2BHappy3

Thanks for making Me Laugh πŸ™πŸ˜·

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Johnem

As the rabbit said to the duck..."You quack me up."

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Brilliant

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