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A good friend on facebook sent me the post below, I think he has finally flipped, or maybe that's why he's my friend 🙉!

BazzakReading Rabbits•

5 years ago•29 Replies

I apologise for posting but it made me smile

Had to be done...

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends (which are my favorites) will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the government wins, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons because of something to do with tomatoes.

He made his own bacon masks 😁!!

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MadBunny5 years ago

Bonkers!Made me laugh nevertheless.And just for the record I've never copy and pasted anything to my status.

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toMadBunny5 years ago

Nor me re status, I know he's bonkers, but this one was surreal!, I am still not sure I should have posted it on here as I can see some members being completely bewildered 🙉😁x

Gillyflower185 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣giggle!

S11m5 years ago

With logic like that, your friend could be a politician!

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toS11m5 years ago

To be fair to him, he's a lovely man who works for CLIC Sargent, which is the leading UK charity for children with cancer and their families. So I don't blame him for being bonkers with his humour, He has to release feelings with laughter.xx

leo605 years ago

Made me laugh! xx

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toleo605 years ago

He does have a strange sense of humour though, but I like it. 😁xx

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toleo605 years ago

He has just posted a photo of himself, I am really tempted to add it 😁x

leo60• in reply toBazzak5 years ago

Go on! xx

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toleo605 years ago

Done ! Xx

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toleo605 years ago

I changed it again !

leo605 years ago

Oh I love it/him, wonderful xx

leo605 years ago

You don't need much encouragement do you?! xx

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toleo605 years ago

No, I'm easily led !😁xx

leo60• in reply toBazzak5 years ago

😂😂😂

MidoriVisually impaired5 years ago

Brilliant! Edible masks!

Marnie225 years ago

Whew! I am kinda glad that I am unable to use any social media (other than this site and this doesn't count because it's calm and you don't get heaps of unwanted stuff etc.) because I didn't have to actually try and follow the logic in that passage!

What would anyone suggest as an alternative food mask for people who don't eat meat?

😌🌸

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toMarnie225 years ago

My friend has a weird sense of humour that I love, ( I think he had a fixation with Spike Milligan humour) I wouldn't change him for the world but I can see others think he is on another planet. Re what alternative food I have already seen plenty of cabbage masks 😁xx

Marnie22• in reply toBazzak5 years ago

Mmm? Cabbage masks? Uncooked I hope! 😀🌸

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toMarnie225 years ago

Afraid not, that's lettuce leaves coated with mayonnaise for a healthy skin 🥬x

Activity2004• in reply toBazzak5 years ago

Oh! That’s interesting to hear!😀👍🌈

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toActivity20045 years ago

Activity, don't try it, it was tongue in cheek or rather mayonnaise in cheek ! 😁xx

Activity2004• in reply toBazzak5 years ago

Wasn’t going to do that, but is an interesting thing.😀👍🌈

SORRELHIPPOReading Rabbits5 years ago

Damn it, just finished supper and want to eat again. Understand your friend's need to go wild sometimes. I worked with children for one year (specialised in the elderly, which is why I know I am not demented yet, can do all the tests I memorised over 40 years of work)!! We lost a proportion of the youngsters, each year and I found that this needed a special kind of person, which was not me.

As for Vegans, a Halloween Pumpkin would do. Not so much fun though.

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toSORRELHIPPO5 years ago

😁xx

5 years ago

Sounds just like FB at its best! 🤣🤣

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply to5 years ago

He is a penny short of a shilling 😁😁

Tertia35 years ago

You've made me feel hungry. Think I'll have a bacon sandwich for lunch.

BazzakReading Rabbits• in reply toTertia35 years ago

😁x🥓

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