The wife just stopped and said " you weren't even listening were you ?"
I thought " that's a weird way to start a conversation!"
On a cold day last winter when I was out, the wife texted me " windows frozen wont open" I texted back " pour some lukewarm water over it and the gently tap the edges with a hammer". She texts back ten minutes later, "computer really messed up now". ( as Rene' would say stupid woman)
Daughter said " mum says you never buy her flowers"
I replied " I never knew she sold them!"
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Your wife needs to see these 🤣😂 , she will know what you are like anyway!! How does she put up with you?!?
Hi Bazzak keep them coming / brings a smile to my face and a chuckle to my tummy! In these times we could do with a few more Bazzaks!!! I scroll through the daily posts and yours is the first I read!!! 😉
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, you still bring joy to others with these 
LOL post. I hope/pray you are well soon 
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