Dear All,
A man is due to visit the USA, in a few weeks, and hears of a 'Memory Man' in one of the Reservations. Apparently, this man has an almost encyclopaedic memory. Since, at some stage, in his 'Travels' he will be near this Reservation, the man decides to visit the Indian.
The two are introduced and the man askes "Who won the FA Cup in 1923". Without a moments hesitation, the Indian replies "Bolton Wanderers" (this IS true, I Googled it). Rather impressed the man continued his travels.
Many years later the same man, finds himself, back in the same area- this time for a family Wedding. 'I wonder' he thinks to himself 'if that Indian is still alive'. A few enquiries later reveal that he is, very much, still alive and as 'Sharp' as ever.
The man, after a fairly short search finds the Indian, now quite elderly. "How" he says, in greeting- raising his hand, as Indians do. To which the Indian replies....wait for this......keep waiting (I said that it was a long joke, didn't I?)….. A bit longer..."A 'Blinding' Header, in the Eighty-Seventh Minute"😀😀😁😁😋.
Whether this is actually correct, or not, I don't know...… Marks out of Ten? (Maybe Minus 8,000😬)
AndrewT
My turn for a corny joke.