Coming from the Graveyard, in which Beethoven is Buried, came some Very strange sounds. These Sounds, caused 'quite a stir' in the Town- The 'Experts' were Sent For. After much deliberation, they decided, that the Sounds were Beethoven's Symphonies, being played, Backwards! How Strange....until, an unknown person suggested that.....Wait for this.....It Was Beethoven DE-COMPOSING!
Oh Heck, sorry people!
AndrewT
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So bad it's good!!
I bet, that you, didn't expect a 'Follow Up', did you.....
One of Santa's Helpers, is going through a 'Bad Patch'. His friend have set up a 'Crowd Funding Page', to assist him, he is going to be known as.....Wait For This....The National Elf!
Better, or worse, than last time?
AndrewT
Grooooooaaaaan!
Alright, Last One, PROMISE.....Good King Wenslasslass (I think that's right???) phones, his Local, Pizza Parlour. "I'd like a Pizza please" he says. To which the employee says (again, wait for it.....) "Certainly Sir, your 'Normal One'.....Deep Pan, Crisp And Even!!!"
Andrew
Better!
I'll tell you my best ever joke (and a secret... I laugh at my own jokes a lot, my son calls it 'keeping myself amused')
So, a skeleton goes in to a bar and says to the bar keeper.... (dramatic pause...) "can I have a pint of beer and a mop please?"
Here I am, sniggering to myself....
I thought you were going to say, that he, wanted a 'Beer With plenty Of BODY', sorry I said no more, didn't I?
AndrewT
That would have worked too... 
Anyway, don't empty your gun of Christmas jokes before December... Keep some by for us, for the darkest month, we'll need them.
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Time for bed 🙂
A Year to remember.
A lovely time with the cherubs