Dear All,
Some more Fun....
Which is 'better' for Seeing In The Dark... A Carrot, or a Rabbit? No, you're Wrong, it's the Rabbit- he had a Torch (Flashlight, for our American Cousins).
A Tramp is wandering down, the pavement (Sidewalk), pulling a piece of string. A Policeman stops him "Excuse me Sir... but why are you Pulling That String?" "Because" begins the Drunk "it's a Darn Sight Easier than Pushing it!"
A man walks into a Bar.... Ouch!
When is a Door, NOT a Door? When it's A JAR!
A Gorilla gets into a Bath.... Ooooh, OOOhh, AAAH, WAAAA, OOOOOHHH... "Well Put some COLD in then" said his wife!
What goes 'Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap... Crash' Well I Don't know either... but it wasn't LOOKING was it!
What does a Vampire Dentist say "Necks Please".
Two Students, on a Stairwell, with a Huge Grand Piano between them. After about an hour, and thirty- five, minutes...one says "I don't think we will EVER get this Up here". "Up" said the second "I thought we were going DOWN"!
Enough Stupidity....For 'Now' anyway...
AndrewT
Thought provoking and the conclusion is to enjoy life.
Are You Enjoying a Slower Pace of Life Now?