Dear All,
It has been Many years, since I was a College, but here are some of the Jokes- from back then......
Two Students, on a Stairwell, with a Piano between them. A hour, and forty-three, minutes later one finally says "I don't think that we will 'Ever' get this up here!" "Up?" replied the other "I thought we were 'going Down'".
President, of the Students Union, goes into the Vice-Presidents Office (or vice-versa) to find her putting nails, into the wall. However she is throwing 'half' the nails away. "Why are Throwing These nails away?" asks the Vice-President. "Well" she begins "half of these nails are 'Facing' the wrong way." "Oh you aren't half 'Stupid'" laughs the Vice-President "they are for My office, the other side!"
In a car crash, involving TWO Student cars, none of the 23 Passengers were injured.
One joke, just to Raise a Smile, Not student Related....
The Gentleman finally turns to the Lady, on his left, and says "As much as I have 'enjoyed', your telling me, about all of your various Diseases and Operations- for the last hour and forty eight minutes-I feel that, I should point out, that I am- in fact- a Doctor of MUSIC!"
A man STORMS into his house, carrying a child's toy, "I have just spent FOUR Bl--dy Hours... trying to find the 'RATTLE', that YOU were complaining of!"
I went through 'Town', on the way to my Mother's..... it was Lovely.... Children on the Swings, Families on the Beach, People at the Cafes. Everyone being 'Sensible' , just enjoying the Sunny Weather. (one, or two, Brave souls were actually IN the water🥶🥶) Call me 'Soppy' (Hello soppy!) but it almost Moistened My Eyes.
AndrewT
