Dear All,
More Riddles.... as Promised,
You have been Driving, for many Hours- you are both Hungry, and Thirsty, when you suddenly see, a Rest Area.
Across from where you Park, there are Three Doors...... One Door, has a Water Dispenser- complete with a drinking cup. The Second Door, has a seemingly 'Free' Vending Machine- 'loaded' with food. The Final Door has a Cash Machine, apparently offering many 'notes'.
The question is.... what Door Do You Open First?
You have, somehow or the other, gotten yourself in front of a Firing Squad- which is, to say the least a bit, 'unfortunate!' You CAN however Redeem the situation..... If you tell the Truth you will indeed be Shot... However, if you Lie... you will be taken to the Local Gallows, and Hung.
What can you Say to gain your Freedom?
What Men 'do' Standing Up, Dogs 'do' on Three Legs and Women 'Do' Sitting Down? (your first answer is Wrong, Head 'out the gutter' people).
What goes in 'Long And Hard' but Comes Out 'Soft And Sticky' ('Clean' thoughts, once again)
Finally One that WILL have you Thinking Completely, the Wrong 'Thing' entirely.... What Begins with 'P', ends in 'orn' and you 'enjoy', at the Cinema?
Have 'Fun' everyone... answers in a few days.
AndrewT
All I need is the moon and you . 
Appreciation for those who listen