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Who's more artful , our pets or us

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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Did I read that sign right?

In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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.Brought 800 cigarettes back for my friend after my holiday,

"How much do I owe you?" He enquired

"Β£385", I said,

"Heavens sake, that's dear. Where did you go?" He shouted.

"Bournemouth" I replied.

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The rain was pouring down.

Standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub and looking very down and out, was an old chap holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Fishing" replied the old man....

Feeling sorry for the old boy, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart ass, can't resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth", says the old man.

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.Yesterday, I told my friend that her eyebrows were too high. She seemed surprised..

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Today I put on my sensible walking boots and a rucksack, picked up my walking stick and went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles, stopped, sat on a stone wall and had a coffee from my Thermos. Then I walked a further 5 miles, had a chunk of Kendal Mint Cake and then I...

...sorry, I'm rambling!

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blackbeauty99

Lol, very funny! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

The photo made me laugh aswell, so cute! πŸ˜€

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Activity2004

Really funny and love the cat and dog picture!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒˆπŸ±πŸ•

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Marnie22

Excellent standard, as always.......

Tried that one in the laundromat........got arrested!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

🀣🀣xx

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SquirrelsHolt

ROTFL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.🐿🌈

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purple64

Oh you made me laugh πŸ˜‚ thank you 😊

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springcross

😁😁

Some funny ones today BazzakπŸ˜‚couldn't let your post past without saying "nice result for you yesterday πŸ‘not so nice for usπŸ™Š" Take care of you and yours xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

When it comes to Spurs you and I are on the same sideπŸ™‚x

1-0 away to City is not a disaster xx

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leo60

Yassssssss! Some of the best ones yet!!xx ;)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Thank you Laurie, hope you are well and keeping safe. πŸ’•πŸ˜˜xx

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leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

All good Barry, thank you! Hope you are too and dealing with your city hassles ok? How is Frank? I had Skye today and we made pizza! It was a real race to get any toppings on it as they kept falling up into her mouth!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Frank is fine, he had pizza too tonight, on the way home on the train I gave him a waggon wheel shsss. I will be shot if mum or nan found out!! πŸ™‰πŸ’•πŸ’•

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leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

I promise not to tell ;) xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

πŸ’•πŸ’• trust you 😁xx

Brilliant πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚some of your best yet!! Thank you!!!

Hi Bazzak, what would we do without you! You make our days brighter!

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Gillyflower18

Loved them! Very funny. As usual the cat is the brains of the group🀣🀣🀣

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