A man walks into a psychiatrists office muttering:
I'm a tepee, I'm a Wigwam
I'm a tepee, I'm a Wigwam
I'm a tepee, I'm a Wigwam
The psychiatrist leaps into action grabbing the man by both shoulders and shakes him saying, relax, relax!. You're two tents!.
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My friend said he didnt understand cloning....
I said yeah, that makes 2 of us.
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I found a rocket salad in the fridge. I thought i better use it before it goes off.
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.Our local vicar has not been seen for over a week.
The church have informed the missing parsons bureau,.
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Snow White was peeling potatoes in the kitchen. The seven dwarves had earlier gone to work down the nearby mine.
All of a sudden there was a huge roar coming from the direction of the mine. There had been an explosion down the mine and within minutes the whole village was at the coal face desperate for news of their loved ones.
The crowd was hushed because a voice seemed to be coming up from the depths.
"Marnie, Madbunny and Curly are just so adorable and so funny the way they pull that Pilker to pieces. And Sheffield united are going to win the league this season!,, "
Snow White turned to the neighbour behind her and said
"That's a relief. At least Dopey's OK"😊😊.
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My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
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.I could really see myself working in a mirror factory.
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I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
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"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
" this is Alexa ".
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Frank to his mum: "mummy the leaves on your placenta are falling off!!"
His mum: "Pardon ???, poinsettia darling poinsettia !!.
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I work with some Spanish only speakers, so when I’m around them, I try to say “mucho”...it means a lot to them.
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A man goes to the doctor. He said, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."
The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that Mr Jones?"
"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."
"I shouldn't worry about that," replied the doctor. "Those are just side effects.
