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new bed - you couldn't make it up!

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I bought a new mattress. the top part is memory foam. It arrived shrink-wrapped, basically they vaccuum out the air and pack it in plastic in a box - it's about 2-3" thick.

I slept 4 hours last night [wait, it gets better] but had a hospital app't.

I'd gone with patient transport and every bone ached by the time they dropped me home.

While I was at the hospital, my carer called [she'd forgotten I was out] seeing the mattress, she put it on my bed.

I was delighted to read she'd done it and put a fitted sheet on it too.

She'd taken out the thin mattress added the sheet and gone.

imagine my face hen, desperate for sleep, I walked into my bedroom.

the mattress had now expanded to full mattress size - on top of the old one!!!!

[she'd thought it was a 2" topper]

I was crying with laughter at my 12" deep waist high bed!

I couldn't get on it,

luckily she called back and took the old one off. - she didn't find it funny at first, but then started to chuckle. :D

sandra.

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watson3

Ha ha.... lovely tale of the bed. You would be living life on a high then Sandra.

Hope appt went well.

Carole

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hamble99b in reply towatson3

good job she called back or I'd still be up now... hang on I am!

I think it was ok, it was a heart scan.

[I slept for a couple of hours earlier]

sandra.

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Munchkinella

Wonderful Sandra! Lol :-) Jxxxx

O Sandra thats made me chuckle thank you so much for that . Xx Alison

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sallyeb

Nice smile :) to start the day x

Sally

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minxy1960

??Lovely story !!!!! Xx

Angie x x

Thank you for sharing that's a funny tale but I bet you didn't feel like laughing when you saw it at first! Hope it proves to be comfy and gives you a good nights sleep :-)

Great story and love the illustration lol

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tamnwill

Brilliant :o) It's easier to get out of bed into nearly the stand position instead of going from the sitting position....you may be onto something Sandra :o)

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Shell1967

LOL,!!! This made me laugh,and the picture even more so !!!!! Hope you have a better day today love Michelle xx

I love this story & especially the fact that you could laugh about it! You must have had an Eureka moment when you found the perfect pic .....

Luce xx

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sylvi

It is lovely to hear a funny tale it really is. I am glad you got sorted pout in the end.xxx

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Neonkitty

Wonderful story! ;-)

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Caza

But the question is did you still feel the PEA!!

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Josie2

Princess and the pea!!

Glad you got it sorted or you would have needed a step ladder to get into it lol x

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JAC22

Great story !! Thanks !!

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hamble99b

I slept WONDERFULLY!

I don't think I moved all night, I was so comfy.

glad you all liked it, :D

thanks,

sandra.

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hamble99b in reply tohamble99b

the title has turned into it's own humour too -

a] I couldn't invent a story like that

b] as it was too high, and I couldn't climb on, I couldn't make it up [onto it!]

c] once expanded it was too high for reaching over to put sheets on so I couldn't make it up!

[well it makes sense to me]

sandra.

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