Southend Pier, a fabulous memory
We all went down to Southend pier,
the NRAS lot and me,
dressed in all manner of costumes -
with Mary the Christmas Tree.
Creaky tripped the light fantastic
her tassels were all asway
until they suddenly tripped her up
phew! She's wearing knickers today.
Allanah turned up in a mandarin chair
dressed as a chestnut no less.
Never seen a chestnut swathed in blankets,
she looks so cute - aw bless.
I turned up in my reindeer onesie
full of Baileys I fear
so can't remember everything
except jumping the moon - oh dear!!
lorann arrived by zipwire
said she lost her virginity!
Dressed as a sexy Mrs Claus,
in a dress that was itty bitty!!
Santa Claus finally joined us
then Prairie and Scouser too.
Poor chicken got lost and couldn't be found
my goodness, what a to do!!
Then Barrister's camel began to smell
and dtech's jet ski sank
his satsuma suit got very wet
I'm afraid it suddenly shrank!!
Well we all ran out of Baileys
and the cops turned up in the end
But we'd do it again as we all enjoyed
our evening in Southend.