Well its been a low period now instead of the wonderful high from week one sweeties.
Rubbing was so mad at having a partner not in the top three and actually darlinks has been quite rude to little old me.
I am worried though as the stress well putting this quite delicately is making me swellup. I look like a chipmonk.
Now i agree in some places a chipmonk may be seen as cute but seriously peoplewith the fat ankles and fat knees i am worried about even managing the dance and what with all the traumas recently, i know i need not repeat these all to you lovely people again, i fear i may not manage the dance at all.
The costumiere has increased the girth of my tunic and let out the straps of my stilletoes, hope I dont need my wellingtons darlinks, but i fear i may need a visti to our handsome Dr Hilary, yes the one from morning TV, still lovely after all these years. I hinted a little about steroids as I feel this will help my chances, but is this cheating? I am an ex athlete darlings , do I want to go down this road, will I be drug tested, I need to ensure that this is within the little bittie rule book.
Onwards and upwards darlings .........(hope they dont drug test Rubbin, the amount of champagne that man drinks in a week is quite alarming sweeties)