Well i am sat here, OH and Katy in bed. I got the front and back doors painted and as they are Still tacky I don't want to close them.
So brave me says, I will sleep downstairs and as I sleep lightly I will be able to yell if anyone tries to get in!
Problems a) what would I do and how would I stop them
B) I could hit them with crutches would that be self defence?
C) I could hobble at them?
D) I won't be able to sleep for listening
E) the prospect of marked doors is becoming less important
F) thank goodness for my heated blankie
G) why is the strong bloke not down here
I) will they hear my snoring anyway
J) it's more likely to be a cat or sheep round here anyway
L) well I have a heavy tool box OH put behind each door , so they will clatter
M) whose daft blooming idea was this anyway!!
THe things I get myself into lol , what was that............ :(.