Ciggy crush

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I've suddenly realised what's missing on this website. It's a game. Many of us use candy crush to get over a crave/ fill in those extra minutes.

So we need a ciggy crush game. I'm thinking exploding nico demons. Healthy heart bonus points.

Is there a developer out there who wants to take it on.....

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Yeah you're probably right but my imagination has now gone into overdrive. HUGE gun, we're talking Arnie size here, trained on nicodemons.

People still addicted could be the zombies (it does fit, all grey and lacking in energy, shuffling along) and our mission could be to save them instead of shooting them in the head.

[nsd_user663_57259]

Brilliant idea - you could make a fortune selling your idea!

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Definitely: that could be the ultimate ending. The blue alien lands and with a single death ray beam takes away the urge to smoke for the whole world.

The final music could be........ hum the tune

I'd like to teach the world to live

Without a single smoke.

I'd like to hold it in my arms

with no more smelly blokes

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Definitely: that could be the ultimate ending. The blue alien lands and with a single death ray beam takes away the urge to smoke for the whole world.

The final music could be........ hum the tune

I'd like to teach the world to live

Without a single smoke.

I'd like to hold it in my arms

with no more smelly blokes

LOL, smelly blokes LOL - OMG I feel like a minion!

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i'm working on the second verse as we speak but any contributions gratefully received.

i'm going to get it recorded for next years no smoking day with us all singing a line each. Max needs to do the opening line in a really deep voice and Debbie gets to do the last one in a really high voice.

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this is going to be HUGE people, what about the movie rights?????

OK deep breaths.... am I over reaching.

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I'd like to walk more than a mile

With breath still in my lungs

I'd like to give a great big smile

when Nic Demon bumps his gums :cool:

[nsd_user663_61320]

Loving that Jen, which line do you want to sing on our xmas number 1.... that's what Karri says:

i am not alone in my delusions

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Loving that Jen, which line do you want to sing on our xmas number 1.... that's what Karri says:

i am not alone in my delusions

Ooooh - gotta be bumping gums - I try to see him as a toothless monster

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good visualisation. We'll have to use that in the video.

[nsd_user663_2681]

The song is a winner

[nsd_user663_61320]

Donna,

Which line do you want?

I'd like to spend my money now

On things that make me laff

On day trips out and other treats

Might get to see a giraffe

[nsd_user663_2681]

Donna,

Which line do you want?

I'd like to spend my money now

On things that make me laff

On day trips out and other treats

Might get to see a giraffe

Yes love that verse! I need a laugh and I have been to the zoo today! xxxx

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This is definately my verse :rolleyes:

I've tried about a zillion times

To make some sticky quits

I'm still here trying to succeed

But it's getting on my t***s

Lmao

If I composed my own....

I got so far was doing good

I felt was in my stride

Blew it all when I was mad

And hubby smacked my hide....

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oh they're brill. I'm on the case Deb.....

I'd like to say a word of thanks

To our leader Debs

Without her help I'd not be here

In smoke free circumstance.

:D:D:D

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oh no get your lighter out and swing it back and fore above your head.....

Oh NO lighter: that's so last year, mobile phone on torch and swing it above your head.

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No it'll be just like the coke advert, they'll understand.

[nsd_user663_61094]

Hahaha this thread made me laugh More please!

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Here you go lindy

I'd like to walk into a room

without the smell of smoke

Drifting round me in a fog

A foul and noxious cloak

The phone just went Karri................... not him, maybe he doesn't work Sundays.

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Love this thread, it makes me smile