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In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP and a red one labelled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist... He pushed WW... Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower

to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom; it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him...

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

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lol!!! Good one!!:D

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Love it!!!!

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hahaha love it:D

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It is slightly unfair but hey ho :

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I see, it's going to be like that is it ladies! :rolleyes: :D :p

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Awww cmon, that was funny. Ha ha :D

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Made me laugh out loud but in the interest of fairness a bit unkind to men!!! Who cares!! it was funny:):):)

haha you sounded very serious until the excalmation marks then it made me laugh as much as the joke

go ladies go ladies

boo

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You r outnumbered Capitan, na na nana na :D

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:) Nice one Shojam, keep them coming, can do with laughter. Hope your quit is going well.

Jacqui

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Made me laugh.....Very funny!

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