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Penthouse - The Truth. (An exposé of the real 1 year club)

The Penthouse Exposed!!!

Yes folks today we have proof that the penthouse may not be the place of all night parties that we've all been led to believe!. We managed to sneak in camera's to the NSD 1 Year Club Penthouse Suite to get exclusive pictures of what we should all expect once we get there...

The queue for the Penthouse hot tub is long:

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Zzzzzz

Although the reality of whats on the other side of the door is rather different than many of us expect. This is apparently one of the all-night parties we've heard so much about...

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More tea doris?

Fun and games at the Penthouse, one plays the wii version of chav-beater while another resident waits for his senokot to kick in..

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Of course not everyone can get on the Wii games, and prefer to roleplay instead...

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Your Powers are weak, Old Man!! You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!

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The entertainment might need some work too, the 1 year club residents are clearly unimpressed with the friday night laid on variety acts...

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Fame! I want to live forever....

But all in all, if you like this sort of thing, the Penthouse IS still a nice place to get to.. new folk arriving each month and some even staying for longer periods of 2 years or more!.

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LOL!! Thanks Jase, needed a laugh this morning:D:D

Jenni xx

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Haha, I'm going to start smoking again if that's all there is to look forward to.

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Thats the penthouse ?

Get me 20 Rothmans right now please and ill show you what a real cough sounds like.

Trev

20 a day for 30 years

stopped 298 days ago..... in search of the elusive enchanted penthouse.

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Jase - mate.......

You've got the wrong frigging building, the penthouse is on top of the building over there... *muppet*

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Forgot to add, and i'm sure everyone knows anyway, this is just friday humour (or my attempt at some) so hope it was receieved in this manner ;)

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Jase come here you bad boy arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You've got the wrong building honest injun :D:D do you really think I'd go to somewhere like that :D:D

I certainly aint seen anyone looking like that HA HA

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Jase, you are welcome to YOUR penthouse vision!

Us DFSers have the keys to this one!

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See you in the bar!

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Jase ....you fibber

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I have employed a private detective to investigate this matter and he assures me that da penthouse is paradise !

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Trev :D

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Im going in nogarD's Penthouse next week sorry Jase :)

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but!.. but!!!.. friday and saturdays are dominoes nights!! Not them horrible foreign pizza things.. but a great table top game.... :)

no takers? oh ok :)

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well we did have a chat jase about it all being in the mind :rolleyes:

What do you mean all in the mind? :confused: Not sure what you're talking about....

sure we've all gotten a bit big by the time we reached the Penthouse but believe me, the hot tub is very real!

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Even Homer would agree this is a niiiiiiiiiice place :)

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What do you mean all in the mind? :confused: Not sure what you're talking about....

sure we've all gotten a bit big by the time we reached the Penthouse but believe me, the hot tub is very real!

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Oh Bella you cheeky cow, you're not s'pose to show a photo of me a) you've not had my consent and b) haven't done my year yet!

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