Healthy smoking is possible

[nsd_user663_7469]

Well I know that with this quitting lark you need to get fit and exercise

You need to have a healthy diet and eat loads of fish YES

So it follows and its safe to say that I can be fit and healthy if I stick to

Wait for it

SMOKING FISH Yeeeeeeeeeea

Sorry have a silly night and couldnt resist that

[nsd_user663_4754]

smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast

[nsd_user663_7469]

Just needed to see a smile

Hope you took this in the way it was meant just bit of fun sometimes quitting can be a little full on

Some threads get 100s of hits must work on my promotional skills LOL

[nsd_user663_6596]

Hehehehehee...

At first i was like

*shock* *horror* a spammer.....

Yay nice one.... but we've been smoking fish for years... how about an Aardvark.... mmm smoked Aardvark.... or Duck filled Platypus?

hehehehe....

[nsd_user663_4754]

Lol Jamangie, yeah I think your promotional skills might have raised an eyebrow or two! :eek:

i'm game for a bit of smoked aardvark Zozie. I'm guessing its relatively safe seeing as thats sounds like something pretty hard to get a 20 a day habit from!

[nsd_user663_7469]

The road to freedom is soooo bl**dy long

Did think after posting this one that it might get banned before being read LOL

Not sure about AAAAArdark seems it would make me a bit ANTSY, you get the pun LOL

I do think that my sense of humour is a bit off kilter for this web site

How about smoked faggot Hee Hee I will try that today and keep u posted as to results

Will think of any other things we could smoke

[nsd_user663_7957]

Just what I needed!

Thanks for the laugh.

[nsd_user663_7469]

Quittings easy staying quit is hard

Well I have decided that we are going to have a real fire so I can put my head up the chimmney and smoke myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I know I am being sill but hey who cares they reckon laughter is the best medicine, just thought I would come on for five mins and then off down to the greengrocers to stock up on fruit and veg can eat as much as I want of that and not end up like the pie man LOL

Be back later so dont go away.

[nsd_user663_7235]

Ah ha!! there is definately something

VERY FISHY

about this thread.:D

Jack

[nsd_user663_7469]

Quittings easy staying quit is hard

Ha I have been undone I must hide my tackle or it could be a fair catch

Ah but maybe I will put a red herring into the mix

But Jack Spratt is no mug he will see my smoke screen

And the ashtrays, ciggy lighter Oh dam I shant bother

Smoke free for me unless there is any more ideas out there

Aint I the silly one LOL who cares its only a game ???????

Going before they send in the men in white coats

[nsd_user663_7469]

Quittings easy staying quit is hard

all the above to be spoken in french accent

[nsd_user663_7235]

Ha I have been undone I must hide my tackle or it could be a fair catch

Ah but maybe I will put a red herring into the mix

But Jack Spratt is no mug he will see my smoke screen

And the ashtrays, ciggy lighter Oh dam I shant bother

Smoke free for me unless there is any more ideas out there

Aint I the silly one LOL who cares its only a game ???????

Going before they send in the men in white coats

Just for you

youtube.com/watch?v=0WmbbFD...(Not working as expected?)

Jack xx

[nsd_user663_7469]

Quitting is easy staying quit is hard

Soooooooooooooooooo funny thanks jack you want a laugh see my new joke thread.x