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I am on day 23 of my quit, does this mean I stay in here or can I go exploring? :confused:

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I am on day 23 of my quit, does this mean I stay in here or can I go exploring? :confused:

Get to HMS Month three its nice in there :D

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It means you have the guts of john wayne and the strength of superman and you are a star.

It also means go buy yourself something totally useless

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SSSSSNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE

what a jolly good idea :D although does that include already having 5 useless ones at home? and no that doesnt include the vibrator that just needs new batteries :eek:

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Didn't know you had 5 husbands, poor you stick with the batteries, more personality

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Yeh I am trying to get rid of them but they just wont go away!

Not just more personal BUT they dont need their ego boosting every 5 minutes AND they dont leave skiddy underwear on the floor.

So whats it like since your sex change op? ooooops I mean your boob job? :eek:

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are you saying it wasn't a sex change?:confused:

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I am saying nothing I have already said tooooooo much.

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Why would I want to join a bit of a knob club when we all know that all they ever do is pick their nose and wee on the floor.

No Ive become small perky tits and flat belly, although Im walking like Julie Walters in Acorn antiques at the moment

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Im walking like Julie Walters in Acorn antiques at the moment

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