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Hi all

Just to let you know me & carpenter will officially become members of this section on Monday.

See ya then. :D

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Great focus you got there Carpenter's Mate.

Keep reelin' in those days...before you know it'll become weeks, then months.

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Onward and upwards, i am liking that focus. i better keep myself moving or you'll be catching me up.

oh and good afternoon Cav.

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Hi CP :D

Glad you're keeping focused see you Monday

Love

Marg

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Great job Carpenter's Mate!! Well done getting through these first tough days! You best watch your mate though!! I give you permission to give him a good whipping if he touches those fags again ;)

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I give you permission to give him a good whipping

What have you heard about us Bella.

We're just mates, ok we've had the odd little experiment but not with whips.:mad:

Once we were driving home in the van and carpenter turned to me and said "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" :eek:

The thing is he's my boss (pays the wages), so what can i do i didn't want to lose my job, i climbed in the back of the van looking for something that might be like a whip, couldn't find anything (now i'm thinking i'll deffo lose my job), but in a flash of inspiration, i opened the window of the van, snaped the antenna off and gave him a good thrashing with that.:rolleyes:

About a week later, carpenter notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex and you do realise you can get diseases from having sex.

Carpenter is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, he did and he's had loads of them.

Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring............ "You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen." :D

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Ha ha, I was wondering what the hell you were talking about there for a minute.

Am looking forward to week 2, I do hope this gets easier, I must say its very hard thing to do. think i am the one who needs hitting with a hammer. ha ha

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LOL........... had to read that twice! You are something Carpenter's mate!!

Carpenter, you be good to your mate, you hear me! He's a nice guy and takes his job very serious apparently! I hope you (Carpenter) will heal very quickly and boys...... behave yourselves............ or not ;)

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You two are a pair, arn't ya! well done on your quits it sounds like you are doing a great job of keeping each other going, hope you plan to keep the week 2 room clean and tidy there are a few people coming up after you that might be a bit fussy:eek:

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