the smokers vow

[nsd_user663_3738]

to be said before taking your first puff after having quit for any appreclable period of time

with this puff i enslave myself to a lifetime of addiction

while i cant promise to always love you,

i do promise to obey every craving and surport my addiction to you no matter how expensive you become.

i will let no husbend or wife,

no family member or friend,

no doctor or any other health professional,

no employer or government policy,

no burns or no stench,

no cough or raspy voice,

no cancer or emphysme,

no heart attack or stroke,

come between us,

i will smoke you forever

from this day forth,

for better or for worse,

whether richer or poorer,

in sickness and in health,

till death do us part,

you may now light the cigarette,,

i now pronounce you a full-fledged smoker

ITS UP TO YOU

[nsd_user663_3687]

i may print that off and take it with me on my next night out !

[Hope48]

very good and very true!