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John darwin has just been told his children want nothing to do with him.Darwin looked puzzled and said "what children"

For those of you who dont know the story by now he is the canoeist who has turned up after 5 years presumed dead from my home town Hartlepool.:D

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Darwins theory of evolution silly

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Its been the biggest news story for the past week

I give up whoooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

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John!!!! stands in the corner

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John darwin has just been told his children want nothing to do with him.Darwin looked puzzled and said "what children"

For those of you who dont know the story by now he is the canoeist who has turned up after 5 years presumed dead from my home town Hartlepool.:D

:D HA HA! LOL LOL. hey mick are :Dthey gona rename Seaton [ Seaton Cannoe ] ??????????? lol lol

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So do you know this chap then dossy? Hey you could sell your story to the papers and make a load of dosh!!!!!

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:confused:I know her face from the past but cant think where. dont know if she lived near in the past or its just seeing her face evrywhere made it familiar. Theres so many rumours going around and the media everywhere its all a bit over the top me thinks. Still wish i had a story to sell and cash in too eh ????

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:confused:I know her face from the past but cant think where. dont know if she lived near in the past or its just seeing her face evrywhere made it familiar. Theres so many rumours going around and the media everywhere its all a bit over the top me thinks. Still wish i had a story to sell and cash in too eh ????

Perhaps you saw her when you werew on hol in PANAMA!!!hehe:D

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Ha lol it was more likely winkle picking or seacoal pickin on the beach te he :D

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