No Smoking Day
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Stinky Pussy!

:eek: Oh boy, I know that header will get some heads spinning but I am in an obnoxious mood and had to do it! (didn't sleep well last night) Anyway, last night my cat came in from outside and reeked of cigarette smoke. I'm figuring my neighbor (who smokes like a fiend) must of been petting or holding him. It is amazing how strong my sense of smell has become. Poor kitty I wanted to dip him in a bath of perfume!

I am on my 16th day of no smoking! :)

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so bad!

I sat here and contemplated before hitting the submit button, but i had to do it! It made me chuckle while writing it. Thought it might get a good laugh from someone who might need it right now! Sorry to those it offends!:o

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Hahahaha Brilliant!! amazing the smell after you quit!!

Watch out for Andy and Diablo later they will home in like flies to S*** :D

hehehehehehehe

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Grin and share it!

I'm glad I made someone else chuckle besides myself! Its feels gooooood! Now if I could just stop eating! I have a new addiction...celery and chunky peanut butter! YUM!:D

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my addiction

:confused: no like? I't working for me anyway!:D

It's working on my waistline too:mad: oh well!

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pah who would take offense at something so funny

oh maybe posh people might :confused:

erm no there is no one posh who comes here, Buffy and me have scared them all away :D

Hmph - i'm posh!!!!

LOL:D

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toook me a while to click on this one as i didn't want ppl in work looking over my shoulder! :D

Thanks for getting me to crack a smile on a moody day tho! :p

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Great title, had a little chuckle too.

It is amazing the little things like your sense of smell returning. I wouldn't suggest visiting our local pub at this time, since the smoking ban started in July the stale beer, raising damp and the grumpy old man farting in the corner :confused: is enough to put everyone off. Just think how bad the smoke must have been to mask all of that lot, I don't think it's just the smokers standing outside for fresh air!!

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Great title, had a little chuckle too.

It is amazing the little things like your sense of smell returning. I wouldn't suggest visiting our local pub at this time, since the smoking ban started in July the stale beer, raising damp and the grumpy old man farting in the corner :confused: is enough to put everyone off. Just think how bad the smoke must have been to mask all of that lot, I don't think it's just the smokers standing outside for fresh air!!

Ha ha, i was commenting on how the nightclub i was in stunk of farts n sweat rather than cigs now. Don't know which is worse!!!

Though i rather that than have a stinky pussy - phew!!!

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OMG i was in shock when i saw this post, i didnt know if to look or not.:eek:

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Well i thought i would just have a like peek.:p

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Not that i am into pussy of course:o :eek:

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and how do you know what a stinky pussy smells like :eek:

My pussy(cat) is kept indoors along with his litter tray - phew!

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ROFLMAO at the entire thread *dies laughing*

:D

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:D hehehe 23 posts in a thread titled 'Stinky pussy' and not one remark from the men :rolleyes: hehehehe

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WHEW!! What a title :p

The men are scared to have a peek at this thread as they would run if they smelled that! :rolleyes: me too actually! LOL!!

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:D hehehe 23 posts in a thread titled 'Stinky pussy' and not one remark from the men :rolleyes: hehehehe

Perhaps they think we might be talking about gynae problems :D That usually makes them run a mile!

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Perhaps they think we might be talking about gynae problems :D That usually makes them run a mile!

Hehehehe yup sudden need to 'go fix something important!' Only way to get him to do a job around the house hehehehe

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I feel obliged to post as i wouldnt want to dissappoint Buffy & Miss Boudee.

There is only one solution to a stinky pussy a wash and shave, i will explain that comment when i was with my ex one of our cats Benny who is getting on a bit and is a long haired cat, and when he took a dump he ended up with klingons so we had to wipe his bum and bath him which he loved (Yeah right) eventually we took him to the vet and had his bum shaved to help eleviate the klingon problem.

You cant help stroke a sweet smelling damp pussy, as i do when venus comes in from the rain! :rolleyes:

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TOO MANY INNUENDOS!

BRAIN OVERLOAD!!!! AGH!!!!:eek:

lol

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Huh? Louise :confused: Innuendos where??

Glad you got the pussy sorted Andy x x

Did he prefer the shave from the bath :eek:

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Lol!

This thread has me in hysterics this morning! I'm glad peeps got a good chuckle from it!:D It's feels good to laugh right now!:p

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Boudee..

I was chuckling in the waiting room of the dentist office last night thinking about some of the post. People were glaring @ me like I was weird!

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I was chuckling in the waiting room of the dentist office last night thinking about some of the post. People were glaring @ me like I was weird!

Perhaps you are ;) :p :)

Then again - perhaps we all are ha ha

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Perhaps you are ;) :p :)

Then again - perhaps we all are ha ha

It bloody helps!!

:eek:

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A thought?

Poor baby came in again last night reeking of smoke! I was thinking maybe I should attach a sign to him saying "if you smoke, don't touch my pussy". Boy would that stir up some neighborhood gossip! He He!:p

Day 18 baby! I'm getting there slowly but surely!:cool:

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Hehehehe the sign would be appearing all over the internet before you know it :rolleyes:

Yeah baby!! :cool:

18 days Rock on! :D

~Buffy x x

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buffy

Glad you got the pussy sorted Andy x x

Did he prefer the shave from the bath :eek:

Buffy i prefer bathed and shaved ;)

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Aw good :rolleyes: hope benny got used to being bathed then :D

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Buffy

he didnt have much of a choice, it was getting him dry that was the problem with his long thick coat nightmare

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Hehehe you shoulda used a blow dryer!! walking frizz ball :p hehehe

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