:eek: Oh boy, I know that header will get some heads spinning but I am in an obnoxious mood and had to do it! (didn't sleep well last night) Anyway, last night my cat came in from outside and reeked of cigarette smoke. I'm figuring my neighbor (who smokes like a fiend) must of been petting or holding him. It is amazing how strong my sense of smell has become. Poor kitty I wanted to dip him in a bath of perfume!
I am on my 16th day of no smoking!
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I sat here and contemplated before hitting the submit button, but i had to do it! It made me chuckle while writing it. Thought it might get a good laugh from someone who might need it right now! Sorry to those it offends!
I'm glad I made someone else chuckle besides myself! Its feels gooooood! Now if I could just stop eating! I have a new addiction...celery and chunky peanut butter! YUM!
It is amazing the little things like your sense of smell returning. I wouldn't suggest visiting our local pub at this time, since the smoking ban started in July the stale beer, raising damp and the grumpy old man farting in the corner :confused: is enough to put everyone off. Just think how bad the smoke must have been to mask all of that lot, I don't think it's just the smokers standing outside for fresh air!!
It is amazing the little things like your sense of smell returning. I wouldn't suggest visiting our local pub at this time, since the smoking ban started in July the stale beer, raising damp and the grumpy old man farting in the corner :confused: is enough to put everyone off. Just think how bad the smoke must have been to mask all of that lot, I don't think it's just the smokers standing outside for fresh air!!
Ha ha, i was commenting on how the nightclub i was in stunk of farts n sweat rather than cigs now. Don't know which is worse!!!
Though i rather that than have a stinky pussy - phew!!!
I feel obliged to post as i wouldnt want to dissappoint Buffy & Miss Boudee.
There is only one solution to a stinky pussy a wash and shave, i will explain that comment when i was with my ex one of our cats Benny who is getting on a bit and is a long haired cat, and when he took a dump he ended up with klingons so we had to wipe his bum and bath him which he loved (Yeah right) eventually we took him to the vet and had his bum shaved to help eleviate the klingon problem.
You cant help stroke a sweet smelling damp pussy, as i do when venus comes in from the rain! :rolleyes:
Poor baby came in again last night reeking of smoke! I was thinking maybe I should attach a sign to him saying "if you smoke, don't touch my pussy". Boy would that stir up some neighborhood gossip! He He!
Day 18 baby! I'm getting there slowly but surely!:cool:
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