Our dog is driving us out of the house

[falalalala]

with his incessant off-gassing!🤢

Actually, just my hub leaves as I am still stuck in the recliner with all my dog fart friends.

The reason he is doing this is because he's been picking and eating tomatoes! Ripe ones only.

The photo's from awhile ago.He wanted to play.😅

Thanks for reading. I just needed to vent.

[kdali]

Tomato farts 🤣🤣🤣

[falalalala in reply to kdali]

Who knew? ?

Maybe it's a throwback to their ancient ancestors, hunting in packs, to to take down tomato plants.

I'm just glad I don't grow broccoli.😂

[Greentime in reply to falalalala]

🤣

[NorasMom]

lol. Our old dog used to sleep in my daughter's doorway with his rear end facing her bed. It was a very small room.

[falalalala in reply to NorasMom]

😂😂😂

Was his name, "Punishment"?

[hairbrain4]

Sounds more like you also need a vent. And he might need to read about eating tomatoes in moderation to be safe & nor cause gastric problems. I realize with a shepherd moderation isn't even in their vocabulary but maybe you can come up with other words that mean the same thing.🤣🤣🤣

[falalalala in reply to hairbrain4]

How about "Stop it now!"😆😜

[NorasMom in reply to falalalala]

Mine translates that into "Do it again but louder".

[falalalala in reply to NorasMom]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Greentime in reply to hairbrain4]

😂

[Xvettech]

he/she is so cute tho!

We had a candle to help. Our old bulldog was a gassy mess! Thank God I didn’t grow tomatoes then! Good luck!

[falalalala in reply to Xvettech]

Thanks,!

The candle idea might work for small projects but this calls for an arsonist.

[Xvettech in reply to falalalala]

ROFL!

[CatsandCars]

Sorry to hear that you're suffering through high levels of methane gas. I hope tomato season "passes" quickly for you! 💨💨💨

[falalalala in reply to CatsandCars]

😅😅

[goatgal]

Now that you've aired your grievance, I hope the air is cleared.

[Greentime in reply to goatgal]

😂

[falalalala in reply to goatgal]

No fan is big enough. A small tornado might work...

[mrsmike9]

My daughter's dog's gas can kill. I get it!

[falalalala]

😅😅

[bxrmom]

😂😂😱

[Blanketttime1]

omg dog farts can be horrendous!

[Tazmanian]

Don't let him eat tomatoes feed him treats

[falalalala in reply to Tazmanian]

[Dan_NY]

You know in Mandarin Chinese the term "Fung Go Pee" translates to Dog Fart... (Fung Pee is Fart. Go is dog) Its used closely to the American term "Bull Shit".

Have a nice day everyone.

[falalalala in reply to Dan_NY]

Thanks for this!

😅Looks like my sister gets a new nickname.😅😅😅

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Noooo, falalalala , it smells like your dog needed to vent!!! 😉

[falalalala in reply to carolek572]

He's been spending more time outside until he changes his tune

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to falalalala]

Or you change your ‘hearing’, falalalala ! You could unnail your windows… 😆

[falalalala in reply to carolek572]

Have ever tried to ignore a brass band?😆

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to falalalala]

Yes, I have, falalalala ! I have a mute button on my tv …

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to falalalala]

I usually ‘play’ along, falalalala

[falalalala in reply to carolek572]

😅😅😅

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to falalalala]

I remember the sayings -

The one who smelt it, dealt it.

If you can hear it, don’t worry because it’s the ones that you don’t hear, you will smell.

And my favorite is

If you toot, then you pollute! 😝

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to falalalala]

Then there’s armpit farts… 🤣

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to falalalala]

Tomato, tomaaato, falalalala ! 🙃