Cow 🐄 question....

If a cow doesn’t produce milk....

Is it a “milk dud” or an “udder failure”. ?????

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[Lilith08]

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[Sweetheartonvdayl]

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[DM0329]

So cheesy. . .yet too funny

[greaterexp]

We might lock horns over bad jokes!

[jimeka]

I have to give you 10 out of 10 for effort 😂

[jorrell]

Most definitely an udder disaster! If they can't squirt, they are beef meat, just like the bulls. And sorry Greaterexp, the uddered ones don't grow horns. They do create a beef that is more tender though! Gah, it's time for me to go to bed... we have a cow farm neighbor across the creek!

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to jorrell]

Too funny, jorrell You stole my argument, and that's no bull

[Peruzzot in reply to jorrell]

Have you seen the kids movie Barn Yard? They put utters on bulls. 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Bulls don't have utters. One of my sons pointed out that putting utters on bulls was like putting big boobs on men! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Peruzzot]

That's a nice way of saying that!

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[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Peruzzot]

Actually, I "👂 that it's like putting "tits on a frog"

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[Hidden in reply to Sweetheartonvdayl]

I have a visual of that...

Too damn funny 😁

[Peruzzot in reply to Sweetheartonvdayl]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That's HILARIOUS!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Hidden in reply to jorrell]

Omg u all are crackin me up I needed the laughs this morning thanks

[erash]

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[pamgarner]

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[Hidden]

Still laughing 🤣😉🤪🤗👍

[bxrmom]

Cute! Thanks for sharing!

[Tazmanian]

That's udderly rediculous

[Hidden in reply to Tazmanian]

Good one!

[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Hidden]

U got that right!

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[twooldcrows]

sound glad to see everyone enjoying jokes again...love it..

[Hidden in reply to twooldcrows]

In honor of our dear friend Texaslawman

[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Hidden]

Is TexasLawm still ok???

[Hidden in reply to Sweetheartonvdayl]

I am not sure

I will try to contact him

[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Hidden]

I'm just saying , I haven't 👀 him write any more jokes - like "jokes for the month"

[Hidden in reply to Sweetheartonvdayl]

I tried knocking, no answer

[Hidden]

I might get booted for dumb/dad jokes!

[Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Hidden]

I say " bull ...."

[falalalala]

Moostakes will be made...

[rjoneslaw]

ha close 2 a smile