Blonde joke for a change.

[TexasLawman]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She

Left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your

Note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my

Bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and Beautiful again."

Dave the milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it on my eyes.

[MixedBag]

And Madonna just posted a milk bath....lol

[bxrmom]

hahaha

[2littletime]

Another good one, TexasLawman. Where do you get these? You are always good for a laugh, thanks.

[rjoneslaw]

good one

[leking1]

It' s a good one!

[pamgarner]

hahaha,i pass your jokes along and give other people laughter also

[Peruzzot]

😂🤣😂🤣

[Brindisi1]

Yes,funny thanks for smile

[4myms]

😂 hahaha love it, thank you so much!!

[Texandyroe]

That’s an oldie but a goodie...I confess I’ve had to refer to that joke mentally when having a senior moment and not being able to remember the word pasteurized...I run through the joke in my head and out pops the word! Except one time out popped “pasteurknees”. 🤣🤪🤣. As my neurologist recently told me... growing old with MS is a double whammy, but I told her it just made it double the fun.

[Ohmywhynot]

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

[elaineinqueens]

groan........LOL, very funny!!!

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Somewhere in this whole world, a village is missing its 'blond'

[JTZES]

It took me a minute but very funny. I going to see how long it takes her.

[janetb1968]

Lol xxxx 😀