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Cow πŸ„ question....

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If a cow doesn’t produce milk....

Is it a β€œmilk dud” or an β€œudder failure”. ?????

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Lilith08

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DM0329

So cheesy. . .yet too funny :D

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greaterexp

We might lock horns over bad jokes!

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jimeka

I have to give you 10 out of 10 for effort πŸ˜‚

jorrell profile image
jorrell

Most definitely an udder disaster! If they can't squirt, they are beef meat, just like the bulls. And sorry Greaterexp, the uddered ones don't grow horns. They do create a beef that is more tender though! Gah, it's time for me to go to bed... we have a cow farm neighbor across the creek!

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carolek572CommunityAmbassadorβ€’ in reply tojorrell

Too funny, jorrell You stole my argument, and that's no bull :-D

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Peruzzotβ€’ in reply tojorrell

Have you seen the kids movie Barn Yard? They put utters on bulls. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Bulls don't have utters. One of my sons pointed out that putting utters on bulls was like putting big boobs on men! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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πŸ€”πŸ˜„πŸ‘

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Sweetheartonvdaylβ€’ in reply toPeruzzot

That's a nice way of saying that!

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Sweetheartonvdaylβ€’ in reply toPeruzzot

Actually, I "πŸ‘‚ that it's like putting "tits on a frog"

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β€’ in reply toSweetheartonvdayl

I have a visual of that...

Too damn funny 😁

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Peruzzotβ€’ in reply toSweetheartonvdayl

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ That's HILARIOUS!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

β€’ in reply tojorrell

Omg u all are crackin me up I needed the laughs this morning thanks

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erash

🀣🀣🀣

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pamgarner

:D

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Still laughing πŸ€£πŸ˜‰πŸ€ͺπŸ€—πŸ‘

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bxrmom

Cute! Thanks for sharing!

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Tazmanian

That's udderly rediculous

β€’ in reply toTazmanian

Good one!

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Sweetheartonvdaylβ€’ in reply to

U got that right!

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twooldcrows

sound glad to see everyone enjoying jokes again...love it..

β€’ in reply totwooldcrows

In honor of our dear friend Texaslawman

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Sweetheartonvdaylβ€’ in reply to

Is TexasLawm still ok???

β€’ in reply toSweetheartonvdayl

I am not sure

I will try to contact him

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Sweetheartonvdaylβ€’ in reply to

I'm just saying , I haven't πŸ‘€ him write any more jokes - like "jokes for the month"

β€’ in reply toSweetheartonvdayl

I tried knocking, no answer

I might get booted for dumb/dad jokes!

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Sweetheartonvdaylβ€’ in reply to

I say " bull ...."

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falalalala

Moostakes will be made...

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rjoneslaw

ha close 2 a smile

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