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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

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robster1

You are THE MAN! Good one AS USUAL.

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Sandydemop

Hey TexasLawman They couldn't even slow you down, could they?

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Royjr

Thanks for posting this...

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IFwczs

Glad to see you didn't give up on us.

Damn Lawman You The Man

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agapepilgrim

Come on Lawman, arent women more than sex objects to you? You can do better. 🤣🤣

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rjoneslaw

YOUR BACK!!!!!!

LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

challenge back on

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BettysMom

This is not one of your better jokes but I do appreciate that you are continuing to post them.

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Kenu

😂🤣😆☺️ Ken 🐾🐾

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2littletime

Hahahaha...keep them coming! 😃

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janetb1968

Fab honey well funny! Xxxx 😁😄😁😄

LOL. Funny as always! Thanks for staying in here!!!

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Midnight-Blue

Um, wellll, I always wanted to know what ex-“law-men” did to pass the time of day!

Personally I just read books! LOL

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