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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown

ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for

their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries

and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's

yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the

order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man

reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact

change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come

again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries

and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and

pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is

Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato

and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the

ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order

and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again

the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket

and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any

longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to

always come up with the exact change in your

pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was

cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp. When

I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me

two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had

to pay for anything, I would just put my hand

in my pocket and the right amount of money

would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people

would ask for a Million Dollars or something,

but you'll always be as rich as you want for as

long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a

Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,"

says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second

wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long

legs who agrees with everything I say.."

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jimeka profile image
jimeka

😂🤣

rjoneslaw profile image
rjoneslaw

cute but long

Kenu profile image
Kenu

👍😂🤣😊 Ken 🐾🐾

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bxrmom

That was funny lol Thanks for sharing!

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Peruzzot

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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2littletime

Too funny...hahahaha

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pamgarner

so so funny

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Too funny! Better than wishing for a million bucks, TexasLawman :-D

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IFwczs

Ha-ha-ha! Good one, thanks.

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Elle61

I knew it was coming LOL

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elaineinqueens

Good one!!!

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