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The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?" "Yes, coach", replied the boy.

"Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?" The boy nodded in yes.

The coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is

called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire,

or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you

understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.

And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass or shithead is it?" "No, coach.

"Good," said the coach, "Now go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother"!

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Don't you sass a grandmother and not expect a blowback, a cane, or a hand gesture! They do know more than you know, TexasLawman ! Just teasing, :-D

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2littletime

Love it...hahahaha

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twooldcrows

wow i thought this was the kid saying these things wow ...

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