A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter and says to the barman, ‘Have you seen my brother?’ The barman says, ‘I don’t know. What does he look like?’
Man, to barman, ‘Do you serve women in this place?’ Barman, ‘No. You have to bring your own.’
Now the question is does anyone know any.....Light Bulbs!?!... x
Well if you must know Tuna Fish and Salad, I actually forgot to have lunch...doh xx
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Lol. Well written. Astrology always winds me up (because I feel it to be a bit insulting of one's intelligence) while at the same time I enjoy indulging in it. How does that work eh?
There was a reeeaaallly good clip with Mr Grayson called 'Women ..Know your limits...For pities sake DONT drive!' ...lol. However they've taken that one off Youtube.
Anyway basically she backs into a wall and blames the fact that her head is full of fluffy kittens and sewing...lol.
im a true scotsman, just dont wear my kilt all the time. and yes they are jeans, but you engerlish are too posh and thats why i was trying to be polite lol
You're Welsh! I knew it, there was a hint in the accent, at first I thought you were from Dundoon but now as I listen to the lilt, I realise you must have spent time in Dundoon but you're actually from Cardiff....I know glaringly obvious when you think about it.
No No you cant say that to me in this scenerio Im Joe Pesci you're supposed to be frightened of me!!! Unless you're Robert De Niro...tsk ...and you lot want devolution...dear me X
1. (Physiology) to breathe or utter (something) with a rasping or whistling sound
2. (intr) to make or move with a noise suggestive of wheezy breathing
n3. a husky, rasping, or whistling sound or breathing
4. Brit a trick, idea, or plan (esp in the phrase good wheeze)
5. a hackneyed joke or anecdote
They use what a jolly wheeze in books like Jeeves and Wooster by PG Woodhouse, if you want to learn old English terms that are useless now, you should read one of those they are hilarious.
My plan of corrupting your English Silke is going well :-). Blimey a Virgo, I bet he's neat and tidy
My friend always used to say Sagittarius were hot, so we will take it as read your good looking, but much like Virgo's cannot be found because you keep shooting off into the distance ...lol.
Either way I trump you by being a Libran its just the way things are
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