Fortunately, no one can see the washing up by the sink or know that my bed linen smells. The stairs need a hoover and I'm running out of tea bags. I am meant to be at a party this evening, but at the moment mIss sociable head has walked out and has been replaced with old "lupie head". It's my own fault, I crammed in too much over the last couple of days and now it's payback.
There's a sign above my bed with an arrow pointing downwards, i reads:-
NUCLEAR SLUDGE !!