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Funny wording on signs to brighten your day. πŸ˜‰

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Hi lovely Lupies. A friend in America just sent me this and it made me laugh. I hope it gives you all a chuckle too. We can all do with a laugh with the way things are in the world.


We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck :

"We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts.”;

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.”

And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Hoping you are all as well as can be.

Love and hugs all round! πŸ’•πŸ€—πŸ˜˜ Spotty xxxxx

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Brilliant ! My favourite has to be Don’t sleep with a drip πŸ’§ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Tiggywoos

Glad you enjoyed them Tiggy. No, none of us would like to sleep with a drip!🀣🀣. Take care. Xx

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Tiggywoos in reply to Spotty-ewe

The husband loved them πŸ˜‚xx

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🀣🀣 That’s brilliant! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» I’m so pleased. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»xx

A great read spotty x

Pleased they tickled your fancy SML. πŸ‘πŸ‘ xx

They’re so funny spotty 🀣 I like Dr Jones at your cervix 🀣🀣🀣


Yes, I’m sure you can relate to that EDD, and not long seeing the gynae myself I could too. 🀣🀣 I hope you are feeling much better now πŸ™ I get my internal scan on Wednesday. Can’t wait!😩 Hate them but they could save your life I guess, so I’ll grin and bear it.πŸ™ƒ Take care xx

Oh bless you I hope that goes well for you, oow the things we have to endure 😣 ! I feel a bit better in myself today thank you πŸ™

Still painful and sore and bladder is still very very slow but I feel more relaxed about it so hopefully that will help, I think the antibiotics are helping 🀞and I’ve just got to give it time, recovery is months and I’m only two weeks post op so I need to be very patient .

Good luck for Wednesday and take care πŸ™

Diane πŸ’•πŸŒ·πŸ’•xx

Pleased to hear you are starting to feel better Diane even if it is a long and slow road to recovery. Make the most of the time doing your lovely knitting projects and reading or watching things on TV you normally have no time for. No need to feel guilty doing these things now as they are essential to a full recovery. That’s what I always tell myself anyway! 🀣 Hoping the antibiotics do the trick and that your bladder slowly returns to normal. I think it is true that if you worry too much about your bladder or bowel behaviour it makes matters worse, so I think you are right to take it in your stride and see how things go. Thanks for your kind wishes for Wednesday Diane. I hope I don’t start giggling at the wrong moment if I think of β€œDr Jones at your cervix!” 🀣🀣 Take care.πŸ’•πŸ€—πŸ˜˜xx

πŸ˜‚ now that will come to mind when I have any examinations🀣 even if I don’t have a cervix now πŸ™„

I’m slowly getting my concentration back, did a few rows yesterdayπŸ‘.

Btw here’s my knitted elephant which I promised to show you. 🐘 x


Oh wow! The elephant is absolutely adorable!😍 And I love all her clothes and her wee toys!🀩 SO cute. I love them all Diane. You are going to make somebody VERY happy with them. πŸ₯° Thanks so much for showing me. Glad your concentration is improving and you are getting more knitting done. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» I find it so therapeutic and the gorgeous items you are making will bring great satisfaction too. Looking forward to seeing more of your lovely creations in due course. 😊Take care Diane. πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ’xxx

Thank you πŸ™ My 3 year old granddaughter has them today for her birthday, I made a little quilt and pillow too and my daughter sent me a video of her putting her to bed with the tiny bunny and teddy, it was so sweet. It took me months to do a little each evening, it was very complicated and lots of concentration with counting and stitches I’ve never heard of but I got there, it certainly was a challenge !You take care too… 🌷🐘πŸ₯°πŸ’•xx

Aww, that is so sweet your little granddaughter putting the elephant to bed with the tiny teddy and bunny.🐘🐰🐻 I knew she’d love them. Who wouldn’t? It does sound like it was a real challenge though, but you got there and they look terrific. I’m crocheting an owl at present and like you I’m coming across stitches I’ve never done before. I’m stuck with the wings now that have to be made separately and sewn on. They just weren’t working out so I’ve set it aside and hope when I’m less tired I’ll make sense of it.🀞 I’ve enjoyed the β€˜chat’ Diane. Hoping you keep feeling better and that the bicarb helps too. πŸ™πŸ» Live yoghurt is also a good thing to have when on antibiotics as it prevents β€˜thrush’. An old GP told me that when I had it in my mouth 40 years ago. I kept each mouthful in my mouth for as long as I could before swallowing it. One of the nicer medicines!πŸ˜‰ πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ™xxx

I’m the same when I’m tired I have to leave it for another time or I just get frustrated and I end up with more mistakes! The owl sounds so cute, I can only crochet circlesπŸ˜† so yes I can see that must be a challenge!Good luck with it 🀞you’re so clever.

Yes it’s been lovely chatting, thank you πŸ™

Look after yourself and all the best for tomorrow. πŸ’•πŸ’πŸŒˆπŸŒ·πŸ¦‰xxx

Many thanks Diane πŸ€—πŸ˜˜xxx

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misty14 in reply to Spotty-ewe

Lovely signs spotty, really helped the smiles today. My cousin will like them too.πŸ˜€Good luck for weds and that horrid internal scan. I hope you get good news and ill be thinking of you. Keep safe Xx

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That’s great Misty if they will make your cousin smile as well as yourself. πŸ‘πŸ» Thanks so much for your kind wishes and thoughts regarding the dreaded scan tomorrow afternoon. It will help to know you are thinking of me. I keep thinking of you too and all the pain you are enduring waiting for that wretched injection. 😩 I hope you are coping Misty. πŸ™πŸ» Love and hugs πŸ€—πŸ˜˜xx

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Thats very kind of you spotty. Do appreciate it.

Im taking each day as it comes. Its not easy. Had a boost last week in that i may not need to have the dreaded bowel test. Waiting to hear from IBD nurse!. πŸ˜€

As reducing the steroids is also still very hard i asked when my Endo appt was likely to be and its end july!!. So, ive asked for it to be brought forward!. 🀞.

Do hope you get good news tomorrow . Keeping 🀞and πŸ™. Xx

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Spotty-ewe in reply to misty14

I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you that the bowel test won’t be necessary. 🀞I hope the Endo appt can be brought forward for you and hopefully before your special birthday. πŸ™πŸ»

Thanks again for your kind wishes and πŸ™πŸ» Misty. It means so much.πŸ€—πŸ˜˜xxx



Thanks My Dear friend :-)

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Spotty-ewe in reply to jetjetjet

Glad you enjoyed them J. Hugs as always. πŸ€—πŸ€—

Thanks Spotty this really has given me a good laugh on a Tuesday morning - you know I love all your funny signs . Hope you and hubby are doing ok xxx

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Spotty-ewe in reply to svfarmer

So pleased they gave you a laugh SV. πŸ‘πŸ» We aren’t too bad at present thanks and all the better for a lovely trip to Skye and Wester Ross catching up with old friends as well as an old pupil I hadn’t seen for 33 years! My goodness how he’s changed!😳 It was special meeting his wife and 2 wee daughters and I even threw caution to the wind and enjoyed a hug with each of them.πŸ₯° Exhausted now, but the memories keep me going.πŸ˜‰ Hoping all is well with you SV. Your big day will be drawing ever nearer. Something lovely to look foward to. 😊Take care. πŸ’•πŸ’ πŸ€—πŸ˜˜

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How lovely to meet up with old friends and your old pupil - yes all well with me thanks , yes wedding is coming round very quickly , Ian has been busy planting lots of bulbs etc in the garden πŸ˜‚πŸ€—πŸ₯°

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Sounds like Ian will have the garden looking fabulous for your wedding.🌺🌼🌸 It is so exciting it isn’t so far away now. Have the girls got their bridesmaid outfits yet? I know they will look gorgeuos whatever they wear. πŸ’πŸ€—πŸ˜˜xx

Thanks for these spotty! Really made me laugh 🀣 x

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Melba1

Glad you enjoyed them Melba. πŸ‘πŸ» I’ll hopefully find some more soon.🀞 Take care. πŸ€—x

What a hoot! The gynae sign had me chuckling loads! Love your posts Spotty, always good for a bit of cheer! πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ‘

I’m delighted you enjoyed the signs HW. Yes the gynae one is brill and it and the last one were my favourites.🀣 So pleased you enjoy my posts. I feel we all need some fun and laughter in these strange times. I hope your shoulder is recovering well.πŸ™πŸ» Take care HW. πŸ€—πŸ˜˜xx

Love the Sign lol, I’m allergic to fish but can eat beef, this might work for me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Lizard28

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Beef is definitely the fish for you Liz. 🀣🀣 xx

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It certainly is. My hubby loves fish, he used to be a fishmonger which made matters worse πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Lizard28

Haha, that must have been tricky.🀣 So you obviously didn’t meet by being a customer at his fish counter! πŸ€”

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Er no lol, good one though Spotty-ewe 🀣


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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Good one!

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» xx

Hi my sweet spotty. You know how to bring on the big smiles!!! Thank you for this. I need the lifts.... back from surgical procedure, and still recovering, hard road bumps, but will prevail with your cheers here, and all the other great people. Keep up the sweet posts, hovering is best for me right now. I love Spotty, much blessings, The stormy sunshine xxxxxx

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Hi dear Stormy. I’m delighted these made you smile and helped to lift your spirits. πŸ‘πŸ» Take it easy during your recovery and know I’m thinking of you and praying you have a full and speedy recovery. πŸ™πŸ» I have some more silly signs so will post them next week. In the meantime take care and give that gorgeous Storm a big hug from his Aunty Spotty! πŸ˜‰πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ™πŸ»xxx

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Thank you for these; they really made me laugh!

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