a meteor has crashed near me . NO IT IS ME here I am sitting well lying upon the floor fortunately pudding (GREEDY ME) has landed up turned under the chair. THE LOVELY DOG IS VERY CONCERNED AND A GREAT DEAL OF LICKING AND TAIL WAGGIN is goi on. What really occured I think I tripped over the carpet edge (classic accident) Ten minutes before I could pull myself into the chair - nothing broken just more sore areas to contend with.
I really must go for more landing lessons if am to fall so easily and heavily maybe we could set up classes in the art of relaxed falling or staying upright
I find myself with no excuses just one of those things I believe an enourmous number of accidents happen in the home so please tighten your girrdles and ensure all runways are clear of debries including animals warning lights can be purchased xgins