Gins see what happens when you are not on the forum we all go to pieces, I managed to get two days jokes mixed up and then missed the answers cos I fell asleep , have just caught up and I think I have understood and then I look for today's and that not here either,,, though it probably will be by the time I post this, the forum has decended into anarchy, Sandra99b stole my shoulder pads and gave them to Barry Manilow who she apparently sees when ever she can and drips hot candle wax over her self when she does, her friend took my whales and Libby cooked herself into a frenzy with sausage rolls and not one appeared on the forum. My OH regressed and took over the TV playing some online war game so I took myself off to bed... Only to find DR G medical examiner had disappeared for a Christmas break ....AND still it rains....
Takes a breath.......
My advent calendar shows a wise man heading in the opposite direction to the other, I thought they all arrived together, obviously they are wandering about the desert cometely lost ... They are obviously using a cheap sat nav..... At the next sand dune turn right.........
A joke a joke I can't think of one my whole life. Is a joke... Well actually no it isn't cos I don't find pain funny but the rest of it is pretty good in a scrambled sort of way..
JOKE.. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark...........
And yes I shall be about later to give the answer.... If anyone has read this far
VG x
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So am I Kim.... I just hope I remember the punch line in a few hours........
VG x
Fantastic post VG, Gins would be proud! Also I haven't a clue about the answer for the joke, which is the same as Gins too lol! I haven't caught up with the other two yet!
Lovely post, loved the sand dunes SatNav part, that made me chuckle lol!
Whatever you do VG, take it easy today, hope you haven't got too much planned! Can't have a calamity or three before Christmas and it's zooming in now.
Hubby and I are off to get all the veg, 100 tons of sprouts, a large ham for me to roast, booze (some to cook with which is ok for me and my meds as the alcohol content is cooked off during the cooking process! )
Then home to wrap the presents which I have typically left to the last minute!
Tomorrow is hubby's Birthday so it's ironing in the morning and last minute bits and pieces, then off to dinner and the theatre to see a Christmas show which is our annual tradition for his Birthday treat.
Christmas Eve morning picking up Mum and then it's frantic until the New Year!
Really looking forward to it though, I love Christmas and the chilled "not worried about the clock" feeling, we eat when we're hungry not at a specific time, it happens when it happens, I love that!
Hope you have a good day VG, and everyone else too!
I have nothing left to do, despite my mumbling incompetence on the forum every present is wrapped though with it STILL raining I may have to get two taxis to deliver presents to Gran and mother.. But we only eat food that comes out of a packet, tin or freezer so it's all waiting and ready...the only thing fresh in our house is fruit and the air but if they ever put bananas in a tin I,ll be first in line to buy, don't overdo it but I shall be thinking of you as I sit in my recliner watching Christmas tv with the tree lights twinkling and the candle burning a safe distance away
He he tinned bananas - they are pre-wrapped already kinda!!! Twinkly trees are just the best mixed with the smell of Christmas - cinnamon orange mulled wine and spices on our house- bit of music usually dads choice and I'm there! Just love it! Xxx
Well I got here after the answer which is absolutely nothing new to me. My daughter has her headphones on and is singing her head off inthe lounge while poo hubby is trying to concentrate on the Xbox game he is playing. Good luck to him I say as her singing makes Jedward look like future number ones lol, and that says a lot xxxxx
Yes gins I did post a joke AND the answer while you were flashing at Santa if you get more presents now we will all know why.... And did you wear platform shoes at the train station..... Now I know why you hide this forum from your OH...... what with you flirting and flashing at santa and Sandra stuffing Barry manilows trousers with my shoulder pads and libby dishing out sausage rolls to everyone but me I shall go to bed and cry myself to sleep, that's if I can manage to stay awake long enough and remember to by the time I get to bed.
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