Did you hear?

About the idiot wood worm?

He was found dead in a brick! lol love that now how about


I caught Alan standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. "What are you doing" I asked

I am Trying to see what I look like when I am a sleep came the reply

Policeman Blow into the Balloon please

Martin Shouldn't that be a Bag Officer?

Policeman Yes, but it's my Birthday and I'm having a party -

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  • :-). Man walked into a bar - "ouch!". Why do I always think of that joke first????

    Hunchback of Notradame.....?...mmm that name rings a bell?


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