About the idiot wood worm?
He was found dead in a brick! lol love that now how about
I caught Alan standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. "What are you doing" I asked
I am Trying to see what I look like when I am a sleep came the reply
Policeman Blow into the Balloon please
Martin Shouldn't that be a Bag Officer?
Policeman Yes, but it's my Birthday and I'm having a party -