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Amish elevator.....Priceless !

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Sorry if you are amish but I feel this is funny.

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They

were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two

shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back

together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have

never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat

old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed

a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into

a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the

small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then

the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond

stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to

his son......

'Go get your Mother'

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Julie63

LOL!!! V.V. Funny, thanks Terry, Julie xxx

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TheAuthor

hehehehehe! Love this one!

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haydn74

soooooooooooo funny. Keep them coming!!!

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