For Jillylin (and Foggy)

[fenbadger]

This gets serious. We need a

flotilla of armour plated plastic ducks, a regiment of fluffies and the RAFF (Royal Air Fibro Force)

[TheAuthor]

They all just look so cute. Thank you for sharing this with us all.

Ken

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to TheAuthor]

^^*> thems not cute thems stolen my mamma

[TheAuthor in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

They deserve a fair trial ....

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to TheAuthor]

^^*> not when I'm missing my dinner for dogs they don't

[fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor]

They will be given a fair trial and then executed

[nedd]

Innocent until proved guilty me lud.

[fenbadger in reply to nedd]

other way round for cats. Guilty until proved innocent. They will be given a fair trial and then executed

[TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger]

I am now sitting in my wife's wheelchair rotating around my study, resolute in the knowledge that I am 'Perry Mason' and never lost a case!

I have assigned my best detective to the case, his name is 'Al Satian' a 3 year vet of the LAPD dog patrol. He was forced out of service by his addiction to fire hydrants, he never could resist raising a leg or two. He travels the windy city wearing his trilby with pride.

He will collect all the evidence and declare that my clients have been treated terrier-ably.

[Hidden in reply to TheAuthor]

Nice one its about time someone took this seriously!!!

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Sorry Sian. I'm trying to divert the Cats. Honest. . .

I'll get Ernie the fastest milkman in the West, he came from near here. He might have some milk left. . .

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

I'm really worried about phone hacking by cats so I'm going off air for 24 hours Nite all.

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

I was already gone

nite nite all

[fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor]

Thought that was Ironside

Is he a LAPDog ?

[TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger]

He is that as well as a private detective! He also had a job hacking phones, he used to be know as the dog & bone man.

[fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor]

Groan. Hacker T Dog?

Not much better is it?