coffee break

[Ginsing]

What does a tired Vampire do?...............................

..................

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He take a coffee break (coffin) thats for foggy

Heeeheeee I love that .

What do you call a bike that keeps biting people?

A Vicious Cycle ( lolol falls about )

[haribo36]

I love the bike one,hehe x

[Fibrofoggiest]

I'm thick and don't get the first one..........no surprise there then but the bike one is very chuckle some ...... Hehehehe gins, keep 'em coming.

Foggy x

[pip_r]

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No idea ...................................................... [No eye deer...., get it..?]

What do you call a deer that can't see and can't move?

Still no idea

Heeheehee

Pip xx

[Ginsing]

What happened when the swede died?

There was a huge Turnip at the funeral

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

LOLOLOL funny

[pip_r in reply to Ginsing]

Excellent

[Hidden]

3 men walk into a bar..............................

............................. the 4th one ducked

LOLOL xx

[Ginsing in reply to Hidden]

that is funny heheheheheeh

[Ginsing]

what do you get if you cross a musician with a turtle?

~~~~~Slow rock ~~~~~

Which is the best swimmer a boy ant or a girl ant?

the boy because he is boyant

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

hehehehe xxx

[pip_r]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug..!

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

what do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Dougless ! heehehehhheh

[pip_r in reply to Hidden]

I knew if I waited long enough

We're so on the same wavelength

Poor you xx

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

hahah! or is it poor you

[pip_r in reply to Hidden]

To be honest, I think it's poor everybody else xx

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

very likely my squirrely friend very likely

[Hidden]

A man walks into a bar with a sandwich and orders a pint of beer and looks at the sandwich which ask for the same...................................the barman replies..................

.............................I'm sorry we don't serve food

hhehheh!

[Fibrofoggiest]

Oh glory , I've got to take a weeble to the hospital and I want to play here,.........as the saying goes-ish .........."I'll be back" .........hehehe keep it going girlies

Foggy x

[pip_r in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Star Wars and The Terminator... I can't cope xx

[pip_r]

What does a buffalo say when it's son leaves?

Bi-son

xx

[Fibrofoggiest]

I clearly am a complete numpty when it comes to jokes, but you've all made chortle with laughter .....holding sides makes her way to the bathroom.........

[pip_r in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

What does Foggy do when she's been reading our jokes..?

She goes "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" all the way to the bathroom xx

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

hahahahahahahah! 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' back to the board too

[pip_r in reply to Hidden]

xx

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to pip_r]

I shall of course not demean myself and stoop to this level .......goes off with nose in the air ^

[pip_r in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

xx

[Julie63]

What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam!

[Ginsing]

Where do mice put there boats?

At the Hickery Dickery Dock

D)

[Julie63]

When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

[pip_r in reply to Julie63]

Liking that one xx

[Hidden in reply to Julie63]

LOL funny

[Ginsing]

chuckle chuckle chuckl

[pip_r]

What would bears be without bees?

Ears..!

[Hidden in reply to pip_r]

heheheheheh!

[Julie63]

Which month has 28 days?

[Ginsing]

February?

[Julie63 in reply to Ginsing]

No ----- They All Do!! ;-D

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Julie63]

Hehehehehe that's a really good one Julie

[Julie63]

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

[Julie63]

And now, for the best joke of all --- I have to log off as my daughter needs the computer to do her homework ................ yeah right!!

Will be back Soon,

Julie xxx

[Ginsing]

honho ho