A Little Story!

A Little Story!

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They

rediscover each other via Friends Reunited and arrange to meet for lunch.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of

Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the

initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.

She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University she

met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is

a partner in one of London's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft

apartment on Park Lane and Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school.

They have a second home in Portugal.

Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to become

a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial

Investment banker in the City. They live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and

have a second home in Italy.

Mary explains that after she left school at 17, she ran off with her

boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own

vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts

out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco, they live in a small

apartment in Bromley and have a caravan parked on the front drive.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that

she and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people's home.

They live in Peckham and take camping holidays in Kent.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

This just goes to show that you should never believe anything without further investigation!

Moffy x :)

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  • Brilliant :)

    Thanks for the giggle

    Coz xx

  • cool story and I agree with it.

    cheers for the chuckle

    awfully good to see you back Moffy.

    xxxzebxxx

  • Chuckle brill thanks for th smile xgins

  • Heeheee! Brilliant!xxx

  • :D

  • Great hehehehe, love it Moffy :D :D :D

    Foggy x

  • Ha! Love it! :D

  • thanx moffy that was great, I had to go out yesterday so I missed all your fun activity, but that little story was the best lol gentle hugs and thanx Dee x

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