Fibro Wars

Fibro Wars

In a galaxy not too far away and not too far into the future the evil DWP banished all fibromites to a planet to get them out of the way, tidy up the jobseekers list and save money

Will we take this Lying down.... Well Moffy will given the chance, but the rest of us need to band together to defeat the evil Darth DWP and blow up the Death Star they occupy sorting out who will be allowed to occupy planet earth. So please join us in our quest to get back to Earth and claim our rightful benefits......

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  • Obviously Darth DWP has never suffered from chostochondritis ...as I defy anyone to wear a bra when it flares up ;)

  • I have left off my bra and donned one of those white Star Trooper suits! Very nice, as it covers almost everything, so haven't brushed my hair either.

    I am trying to fix the Millennium Falcon which Han Solo says I can borrow for the day - the big end has gone!

    Have also made a batch of my famous scones to drop onto the Death Star - they'll kill anything! :)

    Star Trooper Moffy x

  • Talented you are in the big end department..... An excellent plan with the scones...

    Flattens ears and levitates tools to Star trooper Moffy

    Yoda VG x

  • Strong the force with you is!

    I didn't know Yoda was a fish :O

    S.T. Moffy x

  • S. T. Moffy... Problem we have .... Levitate scones I can not. Too heavy they be....

    Chewbacca we need ....

    Yours dejectedly

    Yoda

    Staggers off in dressing gown four sizes to big.....

  • LOL - Making another batch with extra baking powder - explosive they are!

    Chewbacca not housetrained is - pee'd on front seat of Millennium Falcon he has!

    Yours Damply ... Star-Trooper Moffy x

  • I'll be R2D2 and talk rubbish like normal !!!!!

  • gggggggglllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrr...((((soz I was bustin'))))gggggggrrrrrlllllllll (((Chewie here... has anyone seen my chew toy?)))).....bllllllllllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrggggghhhh

  • .............found one of S. T. Moff's scones and bashing the heck out of falcons engine bits GGGGLLLLLUUUUURRRRPPPP

  • ....chewie gets a 'strong like bull' cloth and some flash to wipe front seat feeling quiet ashamed.... too much fizzy pop at breakie this morning soz....

  • No No Chewie! You're supposed to throw the scones at the Death Star!

    They will penetrate its impenetrable Galaxium plating.

    No armoured metal in the universe is proof against Moffy's baking, oh dear me no! :)

    Oh, and you can chew the leg of C3PO - it's time he had a refit!

    Moffy

  • Chewwy. My friend .. Glad to see you we are.. S T Moffy trouble with big end of Millenium. Falcon she has ... Help needed indeedly....

    Goes sort out R2D2 huh hmmm trouble indeed instead of showing replay of Princess Leia it is showing an old Charlie Chaplin film

    Yours Yoda the yodelling ...

  • ......munch munch munch.... tastes like chicken???

    OPPS!!! but they are also good at getting the thingy bob to work again too...

    Scone still intact..... winds window down in the falcon and wangs it at a passing X wing.....

    GRRRRUUUUUULLLUUUUUP

  • .....Passes a spanner to reset R2D2......

  • .....opens bay doors to go kick falcon up the big end ......OOOOOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA>>>>>

    $%£^&%$£"""" *&*&^^

    Stubs pinky toe......GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • ............goes off sulking........WHERE IS MY TEDDY.......Blubber blubber.....

  • ......finds a furry wampa and starts playing basket ball with it....

  • Problem found I have ... R2D2 has a faulty chip instead of showing Princess Leia distress call he is showing every film he has ever seen ... Looks hopefully for the showing of the Harry potter series.....

  • I have an incoming message from Darth DWP ... It say is saying ..... Look you have no father therefore you do not exist and cannot claim any benefits...........!!!!!!!!!!

    S T moffy get your hand up that big end and get it going we need to attack .......

  • ...............hears his doggy whistle and runs back to falcon......

  • ......rushes into cock pit, sits down but slides off seat (still wet and smells of tinkle and flash) ....

    ...picks up a signal from Lando Calrissian.....

    ....Invite for tea at Cloud City with Jabba, bring jam.....

    ......Gggggggggrrrrrr don't trust that Lando.....Ggggggrrrrr

    Keeps bashin thingy bob to get it working......bash bash bash......

  • ............GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT......

    Falcon fixed, it was half eaten chip butty stuck in the works....

    BLLLLUUURRRRRRRPPPP... Falcon ready for warp speed S. T Moffy......

    .....looks round....blows off fluff and scoffs butty..... BBBBLLLUUURRRPPP....

  • .....scrat scrat....scratch scratch.....(((BLUSH))))

  • .......WOWOW WOWOW WOWOW ALIEN ALARM WOWOWO WOWOW...

  • ....seems I picked up space fleas of that furry wampa.....flipping heck.....

    ....goes quickly to get a sonic shower......

  • Flea-bitten, widdly great lump! It's a good job we're all animal lovers here! :D

  • ......puts on new flea collar and gets a plastic bag to sit on.. :(

  • S T Moffy. S T Moffy

    Oh lying down she is ... Yet again.... Sighs and levitates moffy to upright postition

  • I have fixed my big end! Not that my big end is all that big, you understand - it's just that Yoda is jealous 'cos she has to wear a dressing gown four sizes too big!

    Hello -- things are hotting up! R2D2 and C3PO are fighting with DWP16 ¾ (that's Darth DWP's personal 'droid). I wonder who will win?

    Shoves Chewie out of the way and sits in driving seat - it's still damp! :O

  • Ta for the levitation, Yoda! I wasn't lying down, was just meditating. :)

  • ........keep getting adverts coming up on the screen since I bashed the heck out of the thingy bob ......

    ........Sand People having a car boot on Tatooine...looking for willing ship shop to sell chips at event..... GGGGRRRRUUUULLLLLPPPPPP

  • Chips? Who said chips? Dribbles hungrily.

    Moffy x

  • .......licks S. T. Moffys face begs to go on a detour for butty..... has got the taste for them since found half eaten one in the gubbing....GGGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTT

  • ....... sensing.....vibes in the force.....message coming throu from Obi-Wan-Ketchup....

    ..........don't be lured by butty......it's a trap.......

    ....dizzy from the vibes...trys to shake of growlin hunger pangs for buttys....

    .....Mmmmmmm slurp slurp......BUTTIES..........

  • .....Head spins round WOHOOO funky Man...

    picks up another vibe from Obi-Wan_Ketchup......

    ....the forms are strong.......so misleading..... try and get to Rebel Planet where lies a truly powerful pen saber like thingy.... it will help in combating the Evil Darth's DWP forms.....errr I mean force.....

    ... twists head back in place and adjusts flea collar....BLLLLLOOOOORRRRWWWW

  • ......new advert......

    .....Jawa trotters Traders half price mobility scooter tune up.... call 01234 567 789....

    .....you know you want to ;)

  • ......new advert...

    .....Dark Lord Russ Grant predicts there will be wobbly bits in the force this week...

    ....advises all pending forms to be filled in with great caution...

    .....and take a translator to all visitations to break the codes....

    .....pay just 3/4 of your benefits to get a more personal reading....

  • Car boot sale on tattooine I feel the force coming from there it is ... A chip sabre we need and a dressing gown in sizing small...

    Maybe we can find some more fibromites shopping there to join us . Points ears towards car boot .........

  • ......new advert....

    ......Rebel Alliance for you...

    ..... if you have had a bad experience with making sense of paper work

    ......Had a injury to your feelings due to lack of understanding

    .... call us and we are here for you.... first 100,000 callers gets a bag of sweets as a gift

  • .....sneeks off with S. T. Moffy's simple payment card to join up.....

  • Fear for the rebel alliance I feel ... Swamped they will be with claims..... Phones 100,000 times immediately and gets all the sweets .......

    Ymmmm

    Sticky they be

  • Hungry I am. Greedy you are. Sweets to me pass half, or bash you I will!

  • .......puts greedy furry chops between you and scoffs half a bag of sweets as it slips from yodas green mits...... YUUMMMM SLLLLURRRP

  • Levitates smallest bag of sweets to S T moffy... Share them you have to with furry companion ....

  • ...........sits up nice with gob open.....

  • Gives Chewwy a whole bag.. Now navigate us to tattooine for chips and car boot

    Please

  • Nice one Yoda.....sets course for Tatooine....tummy still rumbling with thoughts of chip butty..

  • Off to make bacon sarnie - still hungry!

  • .....happily trots off with S. T. Moff's for bacon buttie....

  • Hmm bacon butty .i smell ..one to me please bring while navigate i shall

    ...is there supposed to be a DWP Death Star blocking tattooine???

  • Lord knows where the DWP Death Star is meant to be - it works by stealth!

    I have just received intelligence from an undercover agent on the Death Star - the DWP drones have run out of Form no. 568,3006.7994,3006,1122,9642 6999000000B/61234/ab/S section 4796subsection 2.(quadruplicate)

    They are in a state of panic at running out of this essential resource, should we attack while they are in a weakened state?

  • Levitates stapler send communication we shall that missing form we to ransom shall hold ..until fibromites given their ESA support group they are ...

    Geez why did I choose to be Yoda its hard enough to speak English normally...... :(

  • LOL

  • I am Daft Ada and I will defend you all! Pass me my light sabre, non working, as I can't afford the electric bill and it doesn't run on batteries.

  • Fear not daft Ada.... My force strong is ..also I electric wizard am... Quickly rigs Daft Ada's light sabre up to DWPs electric supply ... Defend us strongly you will ... Of that sure I am. Bows head respectfully and trips over dressing gown ....

  • Ggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh got space nabbed by RSPC lucky R2D2 came by and picked the lock....PHEW!!!!

    .......Shattered na..... turns three times on the spot and snuggles into dog basket...

  • Bleep bleep bleep bleepety bleep

  • Foggie is back in the Galaxy ---- Yay!

    I've been having a kip on a camp bed in the hold of Millennium Falcon - Lazy I am! :)

  • wow! just defrosted after pizza-da-hut froze me, someone who looked very much like Indiana Jones woke me with a wonderful snog" :D

    san solo

  • Strong the dwp are with the dark side but much to learn they still have the power of the fibro group is lol.

  • Love it :-) Sithy

  • The fibro group is strong but must work together or all is lost so says Qui gone gin from the force, where the gin kept I need a drink .sithy

  • While travelling across the galaxy today, I noticed a new ATOS medical centre on Mars, there was no docking station access for space craft, so I had to abort the mission. That is what I put in my appeal to the intergalactic council, for failing to attend. R2D2 is helping me with my appeal, he says bleep bleep, whirr, bleeps the lot of them, CP30 translates for R2D2 "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a DWP asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1" So my chances of winning on appeal are pretty good, as long as I can get a wookie to sign a letter, to confirm my powers of levitation are not what they used to be, and my navigational equipment is shot to pieces from a previous encounter with the darkside. :)

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