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Evening all,

By the time I post this I'll be on UK soil. But I write it 36,000 feet in the air, lying across three seats with poor Mr Emu taking the brunt of my hefty legs...while I semi-lie down...

Pessary time. Mid-flight. I had to share with you. I checked with my clinic; they wanted me to lie down as much as possible at point of pessary taking. Regardless of that was possible on the journey home...they did want me to insert one on the Boeing 757-200 Larnaca to Leeds Bradford.

Now, I've read books... I've watched tv shows and films... ones where a young beautiful couple driven with lust after seeing each other at a check in queue... sneak to the onboard facilities for a quickie together before returning to their seats. Whatever positions they have pulled let me tell you... they are nothing compared to the position I have just pulled trying to get a pessary inside me; legs up in stirrup position against the toilet door praying the door doesn't bolt straight open and the poor Jet2 male crew member doesn't have the flight of his life. Sorry... I mean fright. Quietly muttering "ffs", to myself hoping it's going in right, "It's too bloody late now, its in."

I'm so excited to get home. To my own bed. To my cat. To the rain.

I felt a bit of a tug inside as I left Cyprus at tea time. Leaving with two embryos tucked up inside me; leaving a lady who has given me a chance (or two!) of something I could only dream of. Being a Mother. I was taking two little connections to her away with me to my own country. I vowed to go back; if it works. To show our precious gift where it all began.

Fingers crossed it works. If it doesn't? I'm honoured to have had this chance. And the stressing/symptom checking/hormonal tears; of course. xx

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Sunshine09 profile image
Sunshine09

Homeward bound ā¤šŸ’‹

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toSunshine09

For sure! x

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Sunshine09ā€¢ in reply toemu2016

You did make me lol imagining you in that toilet with pessary,šŸ˜‚ At least your home in your own comforts, get snuggled in ā¤šŸ’‹

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WeeMrsH

šŸ˜‚ at the start and šŸ˜¢ at the end.

Hormonal mess as it is... šŸ˜˜šŸ˜

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toWeeMrsH

Sorry! Have more Lindor xxx

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WeeMrsHā€¢ in reply toemu2016

I am keeping what's left for tomorrow! šŸ¤”šŸ˜‹ xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toWeeMrsH

Nice x

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TTCs

There's no place like home. Best of luck for BFP x

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toTTCs

Slippers on! x

Aww good luck xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Thanks Nik x

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Or Nyko! x

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Krushby89

You need to write a blog or a book. Your writing is so funny and easy to read ! God luck with your little embies šŸ˜šŸ€ X x

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toKrushby89

Awww thank you! That's a lovely compliment. Home now. Hope the embies like it here! x

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Daxi16

Your post made me cry ( I am hormonal tho) I hope this works for you so much you deserve it! So excited for you xxx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toDaxi16

I was a bit tearful too! You've got double the hormones too! xx

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Daxi16ā€¢ in reply toemu2016

Yes I know šŸ™ˆ I feel sorry for my family šŸ˜‚

Aw glad your home now, even if it was an experience lol xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

So happy to be home. Experiences for memories! x

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Sunbeam123

You really cheered my night up! Sounds like something from a film!

Good luck with it all!!

X

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toSunbeam123

Thank god it wasn't a film I was in! ;) x

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72cloud9

Oh I love how u write!! Welcome home!!xxx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to72cloud9

Thanks x

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

You do know there is cameras in those toilets!!!!

What else do you think keeps the pilots entertained mid flight šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Are you shitting me?! Woman! Don't you start! Surely not. What are you talking about? You never know what day it is! šŸ˜œ Xx

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜›šŸ˜œ

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Witch šŸ˜œ X

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Sorry to crash your thread but PMSL!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Ffs. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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Jaky76

Welcome back home... Ha ha...you have to look at the funny side of it all... I could write a book on the wierd and wonderful places I have inserted or injected over last 2 and a half years... We would go mad if we didn't laugh. I feel same about visiting Greece in future like you Cyprus... Wishing you all the best for a BFP.... šŸ’‹ xxx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toJaky76

I thought injecting in bradford city football ground was bad enough! But that just topped everything!

Let's hope we get to make those trips xx

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Leesalou

Good luck šŸ€ā­ļøšŸ€ hope you get the bfp that you deserve xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toLeesalou

Thank you xx

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sarahlovs

Welcome home, and onto the next chapter! Good luck šŸ€šŸ˜˜šŸ€šŸ˜˜ xxx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply tosarahlovs

Ta! :) x

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_MrsC

Welcome back. I hope the remainder of your 2ww goes well. x

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to_MrsC

Thanks! x

Good luck with the tww.and please keep us laughing with the well written updates.you write so well.take care of the two embies.

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

I'm hoping there'll be no sad post at the end of the 2ww... X

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Georgina78

You're funny emu! Welcome back to where your babies are going to grow up šŸ˜Š Xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toGeorgina78

Fingers crossed! How are your two little embies doing? X

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Georgina78ā€¢ in reply toemu2016

Giving me headaches & an upset tum..or that could just be the drugs of course! Just over a week to go, when's your OTD? Xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toGeorgina78

Me too! How many DP are you now? My tummy got worse yesterday and today. Like real pre-period gripes and toilet trips :/ (tmi!) I have two tests dates. Tuesday and then Thursday. Thursday is the one that counts. You? x

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Georgina78ā€¢ in reply toemu2016

I'm 5dp5dt, test date is fri 26th. Let's hope it's all an onslaught of hormones because good things are happening in there! Oh and insomnia too obviously šŸ˜© Going to try to get back to sleep for a few hours now xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toGeorgina78

Nighty night! x

Emu your so comical at times I love that you can bring some light hearted humor to all this and share it will us your posts do make me giggle at times. I have all my fingers and toes crossed for you and Mr emu to receive the good news in a few weeks time xxx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Awwww thanks. Fingers crossed for next week! x

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tiger-cub

Ur explanation of pessary insertion was hilarious. Hope U has a fab flight home . By d time ull read this hopefully ull b in ur own bed. I know what u mean. I totally miss my bed even in vacation after 3 days . šŸ˜œ

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply totiger-cub

Was awake at 5! Stupid sodding pessary! But considering a little nap now! x

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tiger-cubā€¢ in reply toemu2016

Definitely u deserve a nap after such a hectic journey specially with all this

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply totiger-cub

It's nice to get a bit of normality back. Having IVF and then being on a beach for 7 days after is a bit weird xx

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Cinderella5

Ha ha ha girl you are a tonic! Your posts make me laugh! Glad to hear that you're home resting on that lovely couch and cat of yours ....even if it is raining!xx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toCinderella5

Well, it's not as hot as cyprus... but it's thankfully not raining! Rather enjoyed a little walk through the village for some crumpets for breakfast this morning! x

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CountryCat

This really made me laugh...what we women put up with heh??!

Well done on surviving what must be one of the ultimate body contortions in human history!!

Rest up and look after yourself xx Fingers firmly crossed!

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toCountryCat

Genuinely don't think I could pull that off again if I tried! I'm not 17 anymore! ;) x

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Sez73

There was a young girl called Emu

stuck thousand of feet in the air

Taking drugs in an aeroplane loo

She really didn't care!

With a swear & a slump

She did what she could

And thought 'I am so over this'

Then headed back to Mr Emu

For a comforting hug & a kiss

You went away to chase your dream

And I wish you all the best

So welcome back all four of you

Now feet up, snooze & rest!

Sxx

Welcome home & Good Luck

Sx

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toSez73

Omg! The tears! Thank you!!! That's lovely! And made me smile a lot! x

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Sez73ā€¢ in reply toemu2016

You're welcome! šŸ˜˜ Your posts have cheered me up recently as I continue to have a tough time & I just wanted to try and send a smile back at ya!! I'm now lying by awake at 4am AGAIN in Sydney trying to plot my next steps, never a good time to rationally think about things!! Hope you've settled back and are resting up x

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toSez73

Well at least there's some people away for you to chat to while you lie awake! If I ever get to blogging my entries here I'll be sure to include your poem! x

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Sez73ā€¢ in reply toemu2016

Yes, there's not many people in Oz on here so it's good to know all the UK brigade are wide awake with me at 5:30am now! Happy days!! Thanks for your message x

Everything crossed for your beans and you both over the next maddening few days!! And totally agree, nothing quite like curling up in your own bed šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜šŸ˜“šŸ˜“

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply to

Mr Emu snored. I got to sleep in two beds last night! šŸ˜‚ X

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emu2016ā€¢ in reply toch319

Thank you x

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