Here's the thing; my wife has bought these fancy new scales which tell you all sorts of things you never knew about yourself (or wanted to know for that matter) and which, I suspect, are just another factor with which to worry people.
For example, among other things apparently I am 63% water. How it knows that I have no idea, but it's a concern.
For a start I don't drink the stuff except in absolute extremis, when there's absolutely, totally nothing else around. But now it seems I am full of it. I try and reduce the percentage with liberal quantities of wine each evening, but it has no effect.
It can't be good having all that water sloshing around when I run (runner's excuse no 367).
I fear a watery grave looms....