A Short Ode
I’m going to a wedding
So I was spray tanned last night
I got up to go running
And boy, did I get a fright!
The morning it is muggy -
As I ran into the mist-o
I came across a matching deer -
We’re both a lovely shade of Bisto!
Consolidation Continues : A Short Ode I’m going... - Couch to 5K
Consolidation Continues
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Lol love it
ButtercupKidGraduate
Fab ! 😂
AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate
I like that, nice little prose about your run.
MuddledGardenerGraduate
🤣🤣🤣
GranspeedGraduate
🤣🤣 <tea spurts> 🤣🤣
CharliesMum11Graduate
Lol! Very funny!
OldgirlrunsGraduate
🤣🤣
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