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A Short Ode

I’m going to a wedding

So I was spray tanned last night

I got up to go running

And boy, did I get a fright!

The morning it is muggy -

As I ran into the mist-o

I came across a matching deer -

We’re both a lovely shade of Bisto!

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Lol love it

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Fab ! 😂

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I like that, nice little prose about your run.

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🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣 <tea spurts> 🤣🤣

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Lol! Very funny!

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