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"Well, Officer, I saw her leave the house at 5.40am. Thought it looked fishy. Then she only went and ran for 28 minutes!"

"Yes, thank you sir. Everything's under control now. It's a second offence. I've called it into the station as a W8R2 misdemeanour". Move along now, nothing to see here...."

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sarah65

Fantastic! Keep on offending πŸ˜‚

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply tosarah65

Thank you - felt like a laugh this morning after a glum day yesterday! πŸ˜€

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LoudruryGraduate

Ha ha! Fantastic, well done! Just off to embrace Wk 8 run 1.....behind you all the way x

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toLoudrury

Thank you and have a great run! πŸ˜€ πŸ’ͺ

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LoudruryGraduateβ€’ in reply toJoP61

wow just loved this run - as suggested on the podcast I upped my pace and upped it again for the last 5 mins - really really really enjoyed this run and have no idea how I have suddenly got here!

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toLoudrury

Fantastic! It's because you have followed the programme and you are a runner! I am also enjoying Week 8 after a bit of a slog in Week 7. πŸ˜€πŸ’ͺ

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Cornet-CarolynGraduate

That's fabulous πŸ‘

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toCornet-Carolyn

Thanks - the running must have inspired my creative side this morning! πŸ˜€

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Northamptonla

Well done it feels great doesnt it x

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toNorthamptonla

Thanks - I'm buzzing! πŸ˜€

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Get ready to do your porridge... You'll need it! πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

Well done you. Keep it up 😁

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toGoGo_JoJo

Ha Ha! I like it - thanks and happy running! πŸ˜€

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Sadie-runsGraduate

Ha ha ha! You should be locked up for being such a brilliant runner! I am so glad to hear the glums have gone away, Jo! :-) xx

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toSadie-runs

Thank you! Yes I feel so much better today - don't know where those glums came from. Hope you are also feeling less grumpy. Happy running. πŸ˜€ xx

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Sadie-runsGraduateβ€’ in reply toJoP61

I am glad. End of winter glums? We all need some sunshine now! I am less glum, thanks. Just a bit poorly - nothing a bit of rest and time will not sort out! Happy running to you too, Jo! xx

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toSadie-runs

You're right - everyone I know is saying WHEN WILL SPRING COME??! Which doesn't help things on the glum front. But perhaps it is just round the corner. Hope you get better soon - make sure you get plenty of rest if possible. And then you will come back to the running all refreshed! Take care xxπŸ‘

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Jude1963Graduate

Enjoy!!! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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JoP61Graduateβ€’ in reply toJude1963

Thanks! Yes I am actually starting to enjoy the running now, as opposed to just enjoying the after glow! πŸ˜€

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Jude1963Graduateβ€’ in reply toJoP61

That’s a very good sign. πŸ‘πŸΌ

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