So, I always see this powerwalker in the mornings, I call her "The Zombie" because she never talks to me or interacts with me, she can't even force a smile!
The Zombie really does power walk, she's practically at my heels, almost round my whole route!
This morning, I decided to play a little game, (inside my head - obviously), I pretended The Zombie WAS ACTUALLY a zombie, she was the first of a horde, all following to chew on my bones!
It was fun to begin with, then I lost The Zombie 🙀 where did she go.....
She popped up from an alleyway between an estate! I kid you not - I actually squealed at her!
I'm going to have to change my route or the time I go out🙈