Anyone else recognise this scenario?
(Sorry if this has been posted before but I've just come across it for the first time).
Anyone else recognise this scenario?
(Sorry if this has been posted before but I've just come across it for the first time).
Wonderful🙂 My Precious xxxx
Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve.
It doesn't matter whether you're a Lion or a Gazelle - when the sun comes up, you'd better be running!!!
No, we hates running. Nasty, wet puddles. Hurts our poor legs and feets. Makes us choke, no air. We HATES it. My precious.
Love it! Hadn't seen it before but will always be fighting my inner Gollum now! Let's hope Smeagol wins now and then and I don't end up in Mount Doom😈
....I'm just wondering where you got the photos of my Ex?
Mind you - it's nice to see ones of her in good humour....
So true😂 Maybe if I could sleep at night I'd be more smeagol than gollum 🤔🙄
OMG this reminds me so much of my early days, one on each shoulder is what it felt like...then it got worse, I had an English gremlin on the left shoulder, and a French one on the right, each of them telling me to stop and go home. No wonder the locals think I'm bonkers, plodding along very sloooowwly, swearing in English and French at invisible people...
Yes I seem to find my thoughts of how horrible I'm finding the run sometimes leave my mouth
Unfortunately because I am wearing headphones can't work how loud my voice is....
I would suspect quite loud but hopefully no-one near me to hear
Not seen it before - Love it