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This is doing the rounds on twitter, just for a bit of weekend fun.

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RealfoodieclubGraduate

Mine is Dreadmill Fartlekker

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate in reply toRealfoodieclub

Loving this!

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runswithdogsGraduate in reply toRealfoodieclub

Oooh. That's a good one.

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JonesycatGraduate

Gluteus Bouncyboobs! :)

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roseabi

Good lord, I'm Blabbermouth Runwalker. That's like the opposite of me, I need to change my name! 😮😊

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Chaffing Bouncyboobs! :-O

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ANewMe2022Graduate in reply toRainbowC

LOL! Best one so far...xx

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first_mateGraduate in reply toRainbowC

ooo that sounds sore lol

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ANewMe2022Graduate

Heavens! I'm Delirious Wobblebum - need some ointment for that...xx

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RainbowCGraduate in reply toANewMe2022

That's about as good as mine! :D

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folkieboaterGraduate

DNF Crotchscratcher.... :)

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Titch121

Chaffing McNumbnuts (love it)

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JonesycatGraduate in reply toTitch121

Deffo the best! :))

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate

Headwind Bouncyboobs... :)

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AnneDroidGraduate

Pleased to meet you all. I'm Blabbermouth Speedypants.

First part more accurate than second part!

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davelinksGraduate

Delirious Longstrider..😁

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Flossie22Graduate in reply todavelinks

That sounds very good Dave! 😀

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runswithdogsGraduate in reply todavelinks

You need a jersey with that on the back.

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BluebirdrunnerGraduate in reply todavelinks

Sounds like a Bond girl Dave!😄

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Flossie22Graduate

I'd love to be Marathon Longstrider, but in actual fact I'm Barefoot Dripynose 😂😂

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate in reply toFlossie22

Noooo.. that does not suit you !

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MichaelH070862Graduate

i got Marathon De heartrate i wish

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McFittyGraduate

Oh yes! I win 😀

Chaffing Bouncyboobs 😂😂😂

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate in reply toMcFitty

Yep! Clear winner!

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MichaelH070862Graduate in reply toMcFitty

Unfortunately you will have to take silver some one got there before you

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McFittyGraduate in reply toMichaelH070862

I win because I didn't get Lastplace Lardass😁

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MichaelH070862Graduate in reply toMcFitty

Okay I'll concede on that point

There's a lot of "Bouncy Boobs" on here. You lot are awful but I like you !!

I'm sticking with "Mr Baggy Pants"

Sorry just realised I have to pick a name from the list.

I know you ladies would like this I am Mr "Ironbutt"'

"OOeerr Mrs"

Sorry got it wrong again. I'm "Spandex Fartlekker".

I don't even know what "Fartlekker" means ?

But seriously ladies I am and prefer Mr "Ironbutt" !

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TomasGraduate

Hi, great to meet you. I'm Trip Pronatosaurus. I tend to trip over uneven ground, maybe due to my pronation.

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GoogleMeGraduate

I rather like Spandex von Streaker

Marathon Crotchscratcher 😅😅😅 (only when wearing the man leggings!!)

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Jess93

Spandex Bouncyboobs...

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Jalapenolover101Graduate

Sweaty run walker 😂 This thread is so funny. Love it👍

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RunningGeekGraduate

Smellysock Kramps 😂 Feel a bit letdown by this after reading some of the others!

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Dunder2004Graduate

Blabbermouth O'Deadnail.

Strange, I was sure I would be Catchup McNumbnuts ;)

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ancientrunnerGraduate

Lastplace Speedypants!!!

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Joy57Graduate

Blister De heartrate, that's me.

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Paul46-ipswichGraduate

Pacer awesomeness

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jo4t15Graduate

Spandex twinkletoes. Now, how do I get a form to change my name by deed poll?!

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JLT52Graduate in reply tojo4t15

Snap!

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Elissy

Oh no 😲

Barefoot de Heartrate nee

Barefoot von Streaker 😳

😅

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CookieMGraduate

Headwind Speedypants!

Yeah right!!😲

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JaySeeSkinnyGraduate

Hmm, not sure if Spandex Nipplerash really describes me. But Sweaty Crotchscratcher might have been worse.

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BluebirdrunnerGraduate

Ha Spandex Endorphoman here...😄

Love it...

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runswithdogsGraduate

Trip Firmglute. Nice. Any other Firmglute out there?

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nchuncGraduate

Smellysock Pronatorsaurus chiming in. Never mind. 🐘

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Lavender1962Graduate

Ten k Wobblebum

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SiawaGraduate

Blabbermouth Ironbutt :O

Barefoot O'Deadnail.... nice!

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Gillysmith

Mine is Gluteus Speedypants! 😂

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Richard00100Graduate

Dreadmill Gottapee has arrived loooooool :)

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BluebirdrunnerGraduate in reply toRichard00100

And left in a hurry lol😂

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Eatcakeandrun

😂 Barefoot Bouncyboobs! Nice alliterative ring to it!

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SlowWorm2016Graduate

Marathon Gluteus Kramps is delighted to make your acquaintance ;)

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Rosie958Graduate

Dreadmill Crotchscratcher at your service....

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first_mateGraduate

Smellysock Wobblebum lol how apt ! ;)

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skysue16Graduate

I've been on IC (viral infection) since Wednesday so this has really cheered me up! I'm Smellysock Wobblebum, which sounds about right!

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melly4012Graduate

Marathon DeHeartrate. Sounds far more glamorous than I feel after a run!

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melly4012Graduate

Love the Twinkletoes bit, Iben! Shinsplints not to much! Haha.

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ladyharvillsGraduate

Dreadmill Wobblebum!

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Curlygurly2Graduate

Smellysock de Heartrate

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Maddee_6333Graduate

Blabbermouth Nipplerash 😂

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misswobbleGraduate

Another Smellysock Wobblebum here 😄

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