The doz orchestra seems to be getting a bit confused. Or maybe it's just me. I think I've got three ocarinas and a load of tambourines, nothing more exciting to offer? Pops contacted me earlier talking about a hashtag - is this an instrument? I don't remember one in the school woodwind section but maybe it's a brass instrument. If so, is it heavy enough for me to use in my S&F routine?
Kneel before ... you know what's next - Couch to 5K
Kneel before ... you know what's next
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Don't forget Irishprincess on the harp. She'll bring a touch of class to the whole shebang. Maybe Grandad could reprise his comb and paper routine from his days as a Redcoat in Filey.
Aren't we supposed to be marching? Have I got that wrong? Not sure I'd be able to march and carry a harp........
Could you not strap it to you somehow? Get down to GoOutdoors and see if they have a big hinged rucksack you can wear on the front. I appreciate it would no longer be a rucksack maybe you could patent it as a fruck-sack
I strolled down to GO today and the nice chap looked very confused when I told him what I was looking for. He asked me what I intended carrying in said rucksack and when I told him he excused himself and told me to wait. Well, that was four hours ago and I'm now on a trolley somewhere surrounded by nice people in white coats. I told them that our illustrious leader, Dozzer, told me to get this thing for the harp but I think I said the wrong thing because they looked at each other funnily. What did I do wrong Dozzer? I aim to please 🙂
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Excuse me, do you want my triangle ?
If not, I have got my old stylophone if that's any good
#Confusedyouwillbe#
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And I've heard Gobby Brenda does a mean whistle since she got her new teeth.
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Well,maybe..we might persuade Irish-John ,to join in..he could be a dab hand on the fiddle? I am practicing a few triple trills on the Ocarina,as we speak 😉
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I don't think I've got a hashtag but is a fiddle of any interest? Not good if it rains though - it's difficult to empty water out of the swirly holes!
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The ORCHESTRA is confused!!! Hahaha. Funny Dozzer. It's great to have you back here 😂😂😂
Excuse me? This sounds a little like dissension in the ranks. I'll not truck with any of that. Are you sure you're not our harp player? It'd be very classy for us to have one.
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Perhaps we could accompany the band with some rousing songs?
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I aint kneeling anymore Doz, its taken me 3 days to get up from the last time .
I may just bow my head or give a slight curtsey instead xxx
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Ah okay, you do understand I am a bit of a short ar*e , don't you ? xxx
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The Dozzmeister is back! And still wearing nothing on his lower half, like a Lego Winnie the Pooh.
Not a terribly constructive comment, but good to see you back Doz.
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I can't play anything as am musically challenged but I can whistle a bit, and am willing to sing Eye of the Tiger. Least I can do (hurriedly trawling through memory banks for the words) My singing voice is terrible mind you.
Hi TT! Hope you're ok shug!
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Morning TT 😊 Oh I am so chuffed that you're properly on the mend now. it's been such a flippin drag for you. Week 9! Exciting times. Graduating again!, Double delight! 😃
You will have to celebrate muchly 😊 Pom poms at the ready!