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Lots of mentions today, about slugs, snails and small slimy things, all out in the wide, wet world this morning. All moving on their own pathways; slow, fast, seen and unseen. I ,as ever, rambling along, taking it all in, (post later) , and thinking about a few posts I had read..

So, this silly rhyme is for TessHardy , who is going to try Oldfloss strategies of thinking of poems, song or rhymes to take her mind off her aching legs/feet...... McFitty has written a brilliant one..to the tune of We Plough the Fields! It is with SleepySloth in mind also, who braced the dampness and the onslaught of Slug Central this morning. :)

Seen on a Morning Run

It's easy to dismiss a slug,

As being less than pleasant.

It doesn't have the same allure,

As a squirrel or a pheasant.

The snail has little more in charm,

But, it has a shiny shell.

The myriad colours please the eye,

It moves with grace, as well

So, in the morning, as I run,

And muse on the slimy path-mate.

I wonder if they view my feet

As harbingers of cruel fate?

I see them there, I halt, mid -stride,

And stand and simply ponder,

Can my feet get, more soggy and wet

If I stand there much longer ?

They pause and seem to stare at me,

With cold and baleful glare.

A great galumphing running thing

With no right to be there.

I cannot wait until they pass,

My run time's almost all gone.

And though I may dislike the slime,

I'll still try, not to squish one.

Because...

I may be viewed as a slug, or snail,

By a giant runner, who thinks, that

I'm just a weird slow- moving thing,

And with his foot squash me flat!

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UllyrunnerGraduate

Love it Oldfloss!

Mind you, I hate slugs and snails in the garden - I swear you can hear them munching all my prize plants if you go out on a damp evening.

I once culled over 100 one evening!

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toUllyrunner

Noooo...horrid...! They are voracious aren't they? I seem to be fairly free of them where I live now.. our old house and garden.. ( daughter and son in law live there now..tee hee..everywhere!!! I did tread on one once.. with my barefoot! :) Eeek!

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McFittyGraduate

Love, love, love it! :)

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toMcFitty

Looking at yr rhyme this morning..we have more in common than running๐Ÿ˜ Such fun...someone as loopy as me??? In the nicest possible wayx

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McFittyGraduateโ€ข in reply toOldfloss

I hereby accept the honour of being a fellow loopy lou! :)

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toMcFitty

Wonderful...watch out world๐Ÿ˜

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Frank-ntj

You do have a way with words Floss, and you must have feet like twinkle toes to dodge all those slip slide things! Nice poem though. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toFrank-ntj

To be fair.. I had really stopped at that point.. took some photographs and headed home.. :)

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PippiRuns

You are my favorite Loopy Grey Snail (even if you aren't really a snail anymore)!

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toPippiRuns

Thank you x.. ( I am getting faster.. and travelling further too...) France on Friday... French snail! :) Oh.. maybe I need to be worried. L'escargots ? Ooops!!!!

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PippiRunsโ€ข in reply toOldfloss

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜„

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90ldfinchGraduate

I do enjoy your word-smithery, Oldfloss . It's surprising how liberating physical exercise can be for mental stimulation :)

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply to90ldfinch

Oh yes... for me, it released all my words again... and... thank you... since retirement.... I actually use my title of wordsmith!! :)

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TessHardyGraduate

Brilliant - yuck! I am looking forward to thinking up some songs on my next run ! Just need a theme and a tune x

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toTessHardy

There are sooooo many to choose from.. choose something simple, that you really know.. and before you know it... running forever.. with no aches and pains :)

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aliboo70

For you floss, to the tune of "daisy daisy give me your answer do! "

Laura,Laura, give me you answer do!

Can I be a runner, I really don't have a clue....

It won't be all plain sailing. ...

I can't run from here to that railing!

But bit by bit I will get fit

And I'll enter some races too!

Xxx

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PippiRunsโ€ข in reply toaliboo70

Another poet in our midst!

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toPippiRuns

This running....it awakens hidden treasures, that we all hold inside us... I love it....:)

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toaliboo70

Oh my..... we are not just runners...( well, we knew that...:)) We are poets, the fleet-feet bringers of words :)

Thank you for my song... I shall sing that all day! :)xxxx

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Frank-ntjโ€ข in reply toaliboo70

You have hidden talents Ali! ๐Ÿ˜Š Thats very good and brought a little smile to my face! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toFrank-ntj

Pure genius! :)x

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GoogleMeGraduate

Another reason not to squish on a run is that they are slippy. Who wants to pick up a running injury through sliding on a slug?

I'm using nematodes and wool pellets in my organic garden (not quite soon enough... no home grown courgettes for me this year). Mind you, there was a big feisty snail stuck to the outside of the wool pellet packet...

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toGoogleMe

So true..I am really not overly fond.... the barefoot incident I had with one..yuk! They do have cling-ability too. daughter uses the wool pellets..the nematodes were not really successful...but the slugs seem to still be munching the stuff!

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GoogleMeGraduateโ€ข in reply toOldfloss

My nematodes are really working - but they are not so good for snails. I too have walked (and slipped) on slugs barefoot in the house. Not in this house, just now we have a plague of dead pigeons about the place, thanks to our two youngest cats (behind the bath and under the bed).

I keep meaning to put suitable paint on snails and track them or have a snail race. Did a snail race before with a youth group and it was a whole heap of fun. (Mean of me to race snails when I won't race myself)

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toGoogleMe

Snails.. I am okay with generally..hence my name for my runnin self.. Grey snail although aliboo70 changed my shell colour.. :)

Once did a duck race.... with rubber ducks :)

I have no urge to race.. and am still not sure of a Park run...

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AnniemurphGraduate

Brilliant! My running sometimes changes to a hurdling race, or a hop, skip and jump obstacle course, because I am trying very hard not to step on slugs or snails :D I am not yet obsessive enough (or fast enough) to note in my Garmin statistics 'This run was slower than usual because I was avoiding slugs.' But the day may come!

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OldflossAdministratorGraduateโ€ข in reply toAnniemurph

It is true though.. I do stop and skip and hop like you... :) It would be so great to have images of us doing the avoidance tactics that we employ for all manner of things. :)

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